Would you ever hook up with a Middle Eastern woman?

[aRTie02150]

Are you seriously asking? You're an anonymous white dude who doesn't know her family. She's dying of thirst and probably hot with, at worst, some hourglass thickness.

Dude when she sent that I was blown away. She always wore a scarf and different layers like jackets and other things so I never once got a good look at her body.

Now I know she's fucking stacked. Her vagina looks different and I don't know what it is, but it's still doable. Tits are probably a C cup, maybe a D. Nippes are a little pancakey, but that's what happens with big tits.

 

[aRTie02150]

"Super close"...How can a man be "Super close" with a women and not fuck?

Couldn't fuck because it seemed like it would have been impossible since she's a Muslim from the Arab world and her signs are very unreadable.

The rate in which it went from zero to 100 last night shows I was probably wrong and should have asked some intimate questions 5 years ago.

 

[Not bad]

Dude when she sent that I was blown away. She always wore a scarf and different layers like jackets and other things so I never once got a good look at her body.

Now I know she's fucking stacked. Her vagina looks different and I don't know what it is, but it's still doable. Tits are probably a C cup, maybe a D. Nippes are a little pancakey, but that's what happens with big tits.

If she's as sexy as Shara from Curb you should go for it brothaman.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Old world women can be hot as fuck, Persians, Mesopotamians, and Arabs can produce some fucking 10s. I'd bang one over any type of oriental

This is the correct answer, child.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Can we clear something up about this time frame Artie

You knew her when she was here 5 years ago, and now last night out of THA FUCKIN BLUE this virginal woman is sending you nastygrams of big fawkin tits and flinging her bean

You can see where an outside observer would be confused right?

 

[aRTie02150]

Can we clear something up about this time frame Artie

You knew her when she was here 5 years ago, and now last night out of THA FUCKIN BLUE this virginal woman is sending you nastygrams of big fawkin tits and flinging her bean

You can see where an outside observer would be confused right?

Nigga try being me. I thought I was being scammed.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

There are different "kinds" of arabs (genetic branches) but in general they are basically white but dumber. We make fun of their women for dressing like druids but its true that if they dressed like the whores they want to be, their men would be raping them all the time. Hence all the rapes when they come here. Just my two cents.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

The light skinned ones will look like Salma Hayek forever.

 

[WhereWeAt]

Dude when she sent that I was blown away. She always wore a scarf and different layers like jackets and other things so I never once got a good look at her body.

Now I know she's fucking stacked. Her vagina looks different and I don't know what it is, but it's still doable. Tits are probably a C cup, maybe a D. Nippes are a little pancakey, but that's what happens with big tits.

All you had to say was "any woman without a machete" and you knew the answer was yes.

 

[aRTie02150]

Big fan of the middle eastern broads. They are pretty much raised from birth to believe men are superior, women are only here to serve men, and they should do whatever they're told. A lot of beauties too. They are like latin women who don't talk back.

The fact she ended the conversation with "anytime you are horny, hit me up and I'll do anything for you."

I really hope I don't get kidnapped and wake up in the basement of some fortress in Oman or some shit.

This girl has to have money, the fucking sheets on her bed look like they cost more than my sofa.

We only met through mutual friends (some other middle easterners) and when I asked if anyone wanted to smoke weed they all said no and smoked shisha. This chick said yes to the weed and since then she was close to me. Fucking bizarre really. It was her first time smoking weed and she only did it because she knew she was going back to the the Arab world when she graduated and I was the only person she knew who ever mentioned the shit. Years later, pussy and tit photos. I have no idea how this world works, but it's pretty neat.

If I disappear, I'll need someone to make sure my crows are okay and get some peanuts now and then. I hope they don't execute me leave me on a crucifix. It'll be so embarrassing.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Back in the throes of my porn addiction I always liked the Arab Street Hookers to be perfectly honest witcha

 

[The Greaseman]

Better than a pan-faced gook, that's for sure.

 

[Not bad]

The fact she ended the conversation with "anytime you are horny, hit me up and I'll do anything for you."

I really hope I don't get kidnapped and wake up in the basement of some fortress in Oman or some shit.

This girl has to have money, the fucking sheets on her bed look like they cost more than my sofa.

We only met through mutual friends (some other middle easterners) and when I asked if anyone wanted to smoke weed they all said no and smoked shisha. This chick said yes to the weed and since then she was close to me. Fucking bizarre really. It was her first time smoking weed and she only did it because she knew she was going back to the the Arab world when she graduated and I was the only person she knew who ever mentioned the shit. Years later, pussy and tit photos. I have no idea how this world works, but it's pretty neat.

If I disappear, I'll need someone to make sure my crows are okay and get some peanuts now and then. I hope they don't execute me leave me on a crucifix. It'll be so embarrassing.

Look up the average Arab pecka size and you'll realize why she's after you. Get it done brothaman.

 

[aRTie02150]

Look up the average Arab pecka size and you'll realize why she's after you. Get it done brothaman.

I'm convinced that one of our mutual friends, this girl who was from Sri Lanka and seen the outline of my dick once when she was over my place and we watched a movie and I was getting a boner looking over at her huge brown tits. She was also a fucking virgin so we didn't even come close to having sex but she laughed at the outline and kind of traced it with her finger. I'll never forget that. It was years before and she definitely didn't forget. She had to have said something to this chick because the way she asked was like she was ripping a band-aid off after a few years.

The fact she said, and I quote, "I have no idea how that would fit in my pussy."

I didn't even hear this girl the word ass a few years back without her turning red.

I really think this is some sort of scam!

 

[guest]

they all said no and smoked shisha. This chick said yes to the weed and since then she was close to me. Fucking bizarre really. It was her first time smoking weed and she only did it because she knew she was going back to the the Arab world when she graduated and I was the only person she knew who ever mentioned the shit.

She would have fucked you that night, you fat dicked spic dummy. She never smoked weed before that night? She would have smoked something else too. Love you Art, but maybe spend a bit less time with the crows and a bit more with birds. I don't care if they're Muslim, Mormon or Mennonite, they're as filthy as us. They just need an excuse. Please fuck this chick. Do it for me.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I'm convinced that one of our mutual friends, this girl who was from Sri Lanka and seen the outline of my dick once when she was over my place and we watched a movie and I was getting a boner looking over at her huge brown tits. She was also a fucking virgin so we didn't even come close to having sex but she laughed at the outline and kind of traced it with her finger. I'll never forget that. It was years before and she definitely didn't forget. She had to have said something to this chick because the way she asked was like she was ripping a band-aid off after a few years.

The fact she said, and I quote, "I have no idea how that would fit in my pussy."

I didn't even hear this girl the word ass a few years back without her turning red.

I really think this is some sort of scam!

she'll be making cashapp requests in a week

 

[aRTie02150]

she'll be making cashapp requests in a week

Jokes on her. I'm broke!

 

[aRTie02150]

She would have fucked you that night, you fat dicked spic dummy. She never smoked weed before that night? She would have smoked something else too. Love you Art, but maybe spend a bit less time with the crows and a bit more with birds. I don't care if they're Muslim, Mormon or Mennonite, they're as filthy as us. They just need an excuse. Please fuck this chick. Do it for me.

I had a feeling she wanted to hook up that night but it's fucking intimidating and a complete culture shock. She was wearing so many articles of clothing over her body and I'm supposed to figure out a way to get things going? It was a tough one man lemme tell ya.

She got insanely stoned though and I'll never forget it. We just watched some garbage on Hulu and she was laughing the whole time at everything. When she took off her head scarf and I seen her hair she got so red and explained how I'm one of only a few men who seen her hair, and I thought she was full of shit. So I figured I would have absolutely no chance getting further than seeing her stupid sexy black long silky hair.

Fawk!

How do I import a bitch?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

How do I import a bitch?

would you like dan's personal cell phone number?

 

[guest]

I had a feeling she wanted to hook up that night but it's fucking intimidating and a complete culture shock. She was wearing so many articles of clothing over her body and I'm supposed to figure out a way to get things going? It was a tough one man lemme tell ya.

She got insanely stoned though and I'll never forget it. We just watched some garbage on Hulu and she was laughing the whole time at everything. When she took off her head scarf and I seen her hair she got so red and explained how I'm one of only a few men who seen her hair, and I thought she was full of shit. So I figured I would have absolutely no chance getting further than seeing her stupid sexy black long silky hair.

Fawk!

How do I import a bitch?

No judgement, I've never done it with a head scarf wearing Muslim chick either. Those are some hurdles to jump. A friend of mine pulled it off, but he's at least half sociopath and has probably fucked around 500 women. He's a creep though and I don't think he even enjoys it, it's some weird conquest thing with him.

I don't know what US visa laws are for middle easterners (not relaxed, I'd guess), but if she's got money, you don't, and you want to establish it's here and she's up for it, sweet talk her into visiting for a week.