Would you date someone who had a kid already?

[johnnynoname]

this thread makes me realize that i'm not having sex ever again

 

[BUBBLER]

this thread makes me realize that i'm not having sex ever again

You only now figured that out?

 

[johnnynoname]

......and, "NO"- it isn't the mirror that made me realize that, child



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[satanssockpuppet]

It depends. If it's a young kid, let's say eight or under, I can deal with it, as little kids are easily won over and amused. If they're older, though, they're going to have obnoxious personalities, and they'll constantly fuck your shit all up with their bullshit. Teenagers are a definite no-go, as you don't want to be the boyfriend when their sixteen year old daughter comes home knocked up, or their fifteen year old son gets busted smoking fentanyl behind the middle school.

 

[Fuck]

this thread makes me realize that i'm not having sex ever again

Nah, don't say that. Keep your chin up, and you'll eventually meet a 5 who's just bored and needs someone to talk to that'll bang you after a month.

 

[johnnynoname]

You only now figured that out?

legit felted

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

legit felted

More like felt it…in your soul because he’s right.

 

[johnnynoname]

wuzzle wozzle

 

[Sue2]

KIDS?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

This question assumes they are a cool person and good looking. Obviously if they weren’t both of these things it’s a no brainer and a hard no.

Is the kid the same color as the mom?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

It depends on a couple of things. I can't be a step father to ugly children, for one. I don't want people thinking I created a couple of troglodytes.

 

[Jenna]

It really doesn't matter. No single mother wants her kids being raised by a chubby manlet obsessed with pedophiles.

That's what this thread basically is. Hey if elves existed, would you fuck a hot elf chick? I certainly would!

 

[Turk February]

It really doesn't matter. No single mother wants her kids being raised by a chubby manlet obsessed with pedophiles.

That's what this thread basically is. Hey if elves existed, would you fuck a hot elf chick? I certainly would!

I don't see your point. Like... If the elf chick had kids?

 

[Jenna]

I don't see your point. Like... If the elf chick had kids?

No single mom will trust NB around their kids. Thus, NB debating if he'd consider dating a single mom is like debating if he'd date an elf.

 

[Treat Yourself]

No. I don't have kids so it's not fair to me. If her side of the equation involves kids she better have some extreme positives to make up for it like being independently wealthy and generous or have a terminal condition that requires enthusiastically draining my balls every day or she dies. Even then I'd be disappointed after I cum on her stupid face then hear Junior down the hall asking when dinner is. No thanks.

If I had kids then sure, fuck it, it's an even playing field, who cares.

 

[Peckas]

No more than 2-3 and I want a biological kid too to even things out.

 

[Dennyislife]

Maybe when I am 60+ and the kids moved out.

 

[Stent]

Just stop. Getting attached to some fawkin' brawd over 40 and/or with burdens is a mistake.

Any guy can find a 30 year old woman without kids and who is potential marriage material.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I tell myself fawk no but I recently tried Tinder for the first time and I found myself swiping right on a couple single mom's. I realized the common theme of the one's I said yes to is they all had big fat heavy tits. So for that I would be willing to put up with some little shit, but generally I'd rather not.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

you'll eventually meet a 5 who's just bored and needs someone to talk to

But I hate talking to women.