What's the benefit? Would you want to pet a retard and let them slobber on your cheek? If you take them for walks you also have to clean up their big meaty retard shits too. We have leash laws and no fouling laws for good reason.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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would you buy a retard as a pet if you could?
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A retarded employee came up to my table at Shake Shack yesterday.
"Good?" he mumbled.
"Very good, thank you."
"..."
Then he stared at our food for about five to ten seconds longer than necessary.
Retards seem like more trouble than they're worth.
"Good?" he mumbled.
"Very good, thank you."
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Then he stared at our food for about five to ten seconds longer than necessary.
Retards seem like more trouble than they're worth.
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@NiggerSucker has to be Dan's alt, right?@NigSam I think this one is seriously malfunctioning. I know you're busy, can you send one of you other alts to help?
this cracked a rib or three
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No, I find retarded people unsettling.
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Ain't there some law against retards serving food to the public?
I could only deal with a retard that had mild downs or something as a house pet, for living outside I could take a full tard. Retards of any type would be good muscle to have around if need be, like if you were to start an all retard brothel. That retard strength would be key to the operation and they could also make a good patsy.
I would prefer to just own midgets as pets. They are tiny and can’t reach shit, which would shatter my ribs on a daily basis.
I would prefer to just own midgets as pets. They are tiny and can’t reach shit, which would shatter my ribs on a daily basis.
Think he was one of those table-wiping, tray-replacing, window-licking ones.
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Why would you want to? They do everything half-assed, and the higher functioning ones won't stop talking and like to act like they're smarter than you. Useful retards like Slingblade (mmhmm) don't exist in real life.
Off topic, but the whole thing that made me laugh so hard about Nikki listing her CD collection as an asset during her bankruptcy was because when my wife used to work with 'tards, one of them was divorced from his retarded ex-wife because she was apparently spending all of their money (our money actually) on CD's from those penny magazines that always rip you off.
Off topic, but the whole thing that made me laugh so hard about Nikki listing her CD collection as an asset during her bankruptcy was because when my wife used to work with 'tards, one of them was divorced from his retarded ex-wife because she was apparently spending all of their money (our money actually) on CD's from those penny magazines that always rip you off.
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great blend of absurd esoterism, alt
this alt is doing good work here. A palate cleanser after the shit geyser's gush onto Dan. a reminder, perhaps that we got lost, and aren't even dunking on a certain fat faggot with bitch tits's twitter. At all.@NigSam I think this one is seriously malfunctioning. I know you're busy, can you send one of you other alts to help?
this cracked a rib or three
why, are you for sale?
nigger jim is a longer-game gimmick, brothaman
I'm sorry. I didn't mean this.
Ah, dang. Never saw it.
I would reward her with a new bathing suit and t-shirt every week before courting her.
I'd give her a bag of marbles and a Slinky.
Sounds like a good sitcom premise. A retard crashes into your car. He has no insurance because insurance companies dont cover retards. The judge orders him to be your butler. Hilarity ensues. Everytime the retard does something stupid it cuts to a close up of his hideous face and he says his catchphrase “Oopsie doodles”. Then the canned laugh track kicks in. Its fuckin gold TBPHWY.
Did this retard drive a hairdresser car he named?
Dan, I tapped out on a convoluted insult of Flavia. Hope you're having fun sucking fat kike Bill Skog's manatee balls while his waterhead fat kids bob listlessly waiting for the rubes to throw them cabbage heads to eat.
See that's a Stu Lightning fat joke, from NPS, a former podcast on a burn victim's network.