would you buy a retard as a pet if you could?

[Carl Winslow]

???

 

[Phish]

Nah sounds like more headache than its worth. Unless maybe it was dans sister.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

No but there's a few here we'd happily sell

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

nah, retards are well behind ferrets as pets. Dogs are still king

 

[johnnynoname]

given the choice between a cat or a retard I would pick the retard

Fact is I would be less heartbroke if the retard died, or ran away

 

[Carl Winslow]

hahahaahahhahaha just the idea of a retard running away and raping people is fucking funny HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Nah sounds like more headache than its worth. Unless maybe it was dans sister.

Look at the size her mouth she probably could fit a softball in it

 

[aRTie02150]

I'd take in a retard and put him to work. Can't do that with a dog.

 

[Meownaw]

@NigSam I think you need to rework this alt. Not doing it for me anymore like the Wyyz one.

 

[johnnynoname]

@NigSam I think you need to rework this alt. Not doing it for me anymore like the Wyyz one.

for real

I mean he don't talk about Madden, or 2K enough...plus, he should start every post with "Well Hello dare"

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Buy? Absolutely not. That's like asking me if I'd buy a book with half the pages missing, or a two-legged chair.
Get as a gift, or find unattended? Hell yeah, I always wanted a retard butler. I'd put him in a little suit, and laugh when he makes a mess and acts like a fool. Then I'd beat him and laugh about that.

 

[guest]

Not one that is clearly got Down's... But those 'tards you cant tell are one until they start talking...like Lenny from Mice n Men. Like the others, I'd put him to work

 

[Phish]

Buy? Absolutely not. That's like asking me if I'd buy a book with half the pages missing, or a two-legged chair.
Get as a gift, or find unattended? Hell yeah, I always wanted a retard butler. I'd put him in a little suit, and laugh when he makes a mess and acts like a fool. Then I'd beat him and laugh about that.

Spray em with windex, grab your cousins tits and tell her you used to sniff her panties. The usual.

 

[Carl Winslow]

Not a alt

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Not a alt

@NigSam I think this one is seriously malfunctioning. I know you're busy, can you send one of you other alts to help?

this cracked a rib or three

 

[Carl Winslow]

I'm real

 

[guest]

Niggers are basically retards, so would it be possible to buy niggers again in this scenario?

 

[aRTie02150]

Niggers are basically retards, so would it be possible to buy niggers again?

Move to Lebanon. They're selling like hotcakes there.

 

[Carl Winslow]

Niggers are basically retards, so would it be possible to buy niggers again in this scenario?

they get mean thou

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Niggers are basically retards, so would it be possible to buy niggers again in this scenario?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to rethink things if there are darkies involved. I was under the impression my retard butler would need to be supervised around the silverware because he'd cut himself, not because he'd steal it.