would you buy a retard as a pet if you could?

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
Nah sounds like more headache than its worth. Unless maybe it was dans sister.
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Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
Buy? Absolutely not. That's like asking me if I'd buy a book with half the pages missing, or a two-legged chair.
Get as a gift, or find unattended? Hell yeah, I always wanted a retard butler. I'd put him in a little suit, and laugh when he makes a mess and acts like a fool. Then I'd beat him and laugh about that.
Spray em with windex, grab your cousins tits and tell her you used to sniff her panties. The usual.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
Niggers are basically retards, so would it be possible to buy niggers again in this scenario?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to rethink things if there are darkies involved. I was under the impression my retard butler would need to be supervised around the silverware because he'd cut himself, not because he'd steal it.
 
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