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I cant find the name of it, but I had to go to the embassy once, and it was like The Good Value Motel in Ottawa. If I didn't have mushrooms I'd be horrified, its just crawling with like 15 kids trying to kill you and homeless people sleeping out front.My dumbass friend booked us a shitty motel in Atlantic City for a long weekend trip . It was as bad as you'd expect a 1 star motel to be and the toilet wasn't even bolted into the floor all the way. Had crackheads in the alley next us the entire time too.
Knights Inn I think is where we stayedAlso some shithole in Atlantic City after a concert because some scumbag canceled the reservation we had because we hadn’t checked in by a certain time.
It happened to me another time after that but we wised up and just stayed at the $5 blackjack table all night at the Trump Taj Mahal drinking free vodka Red Bulls. Got a free breakfast buffet out of it.Knights Inn I think is where we stayed
Nice plagiarism stupid.My dumbass friend booked us a shitty motel in Atlantic City for a long weekend trip . It was as bad as you'd expect a 1 star motel to be and the toilet wasn't even bolted into the floor all the way. Had crackheads in the alley next us the entire time too.
Nobody wants to hear good storys about hotelsNice plagiarism stupid.
Did you go pussy diving?Queens motor inn, bobos uncle owned it
My wife and I stayed at one of those Tokyo sex hotels one time for like 3 nights. You’re supposed to go there for a couple hours and bounce but it was a good location so we just stayed there. It was PFG, super clean and hilarious. Shit had all these channels of karaoke and blurred out jap porn. Nice shower and steam room too.Oh, an employer once put me up for 2 weeks in a hotel in Chungbuk, and there were condoms and the windows just faced a wall. And then I slowly realized "this is a sex hotel" but I didn't really hate it cuz I could smoke.
I fucking hurt my own nigga rib reading it back before hitting "post reply."Lol I'm smiling just knowing how much fun you had typing this. It's like Norton telling Patrice about his teenage hijinks.
Fawwkin therapy over here, dawg. I'm still high from the dopamine of folded in half loffs. You see, I can actually SEE the Kodak mental snapshots of all of it like a demented scrapbook of mental patient memories. Especially the piss towels hanging over the rod and jumping on the bed while my bro got his drawers hanging down pissing in the radiator.The funniest part of your story is simply how excited and gleeful you were to share it.
There's something about gleeful degeneracy that goes straight to my ribs. Like when Chuck Berry farted on that whore with his legs spread wide open or when Mike Ditka farted on Chris Carter on live television. I imagine your face typing this looked just like Ditka's after blasting ass all over his coworker. Pure bliss.
There's something about gleeful degeneracy that goes straight to my ribs. Like when Chuck Berry farted on that whore with his legs spread wide open or when Mike Ditka farted on Chris Carter on live television. I imagine your face typing this looked just like Ditka's after blasting ass all over his coworker. Pure bliss.
Already had it mapped out in my degenerate head, too! When his hands go down toward his waist he's talking about some white ssssssscumbags pulling down their drawers and pissing in the radiator and then when his right hand is up pointing he's talking about the horrific racist note glued to the mirror with gum!Imagining subtitles under this guy saying "And then, and then I jumped on the bed and rubbed it in! Hahaha!"
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