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@half the onaforum users, comment?Yeah, short tatted-up bald rednecks that work part time at an amusement park would never do such a thing.
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@half the onaforum users, comment?Yeah, short tatted-up bald rednecks that work part time at an amusement park would never do such a thing.
It's almost as if he's dead to herIt's so depressing to think how disposable you are. Even to the people who supposedly love you. This guy raised another man's child as his own and less than a year after his death he is already yesterday's news.
I lieu of a rib, I'll take your comment.It's almost as if he's dead to her
Son of a bitchI lieu of a rib, I'll take your comment.
I hope the next husband isn't.Could be worse, at least he's white.
it'd be a lot funnier if he was a giant nigger called Tyrone and you know it.Could be worse, at least he's white.
:image_9248_lg:it'd be a lot funnier if he was a giant nigger called Tyrone and you know it.
What the hell do you consider a 1?!picked up a 2 [and] looks exactly like that she-gremlin from gremlins2
Cope.People grieve differently. Some take years to get back on their feet and start dating again. Others cope by wanting to get back to normal (in a relationship) as soon as possible. Ade seems to be in the latter group.
What the hell do you consider a 1?!
+5 if she's a mute amiritelol - maybe if the lady is missing a limb or something. Then they would be considered a 1, right ?
My aunt got divorced with two kids and she has been single ever since, going on for like 30 years at this point. I’m sure she has/had guys she’s been with unofficially but any relationship she has had in the meantime has been less than 3 years and just fizzled out.You're thinking like a man. Romance is primarily a male emotion, a by-product of chivalry and knightly courtship, and something that didn't really catch on as a concept in the West (it never really has anywhere else to this day, at least not in the way we think of it) until Petrarch kicked off the Renaissance.
Women are far more mercenary in these matters and always have been. In many ways they have to be. They have a short shelf life, are more physically vulnerable etc etc. Throw 3 kids into the mix and all bets are off. Hell, a lot of men would get remarried quickly in that situation.
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