With Regards To Ade- I'm On Team Patrick. Ade is The Whoriest Whore Whoever Whore'd.

[EraGodless]

What a fucking cunt. I can understand cucking Patrick (although dick move to do it with one of his good friends). But to announce a new marriage to some fucking jabroni, not even a year after Jon's death, is some fucking Forensic (she killed that nigga) Files.

Jon died unexpectedly, yet this cunt moved on in probably less than 9 months. Fuck that. Patrick was right (except for the murdering his daughter part).

Pat is still a fag, because he hasn't changed his behavior towards the trolls. But he may be right in that Adrienne is maybe a worse person than he is-- comparing cat shit to dog shit.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

People grieve differently. Some take years to get back on their feet and start dating again. Others cope by wanting to get back to normal (in a relationship) as soon as possible. Ade seems to be in the latter group.

 

[Opesterino]

People grieve differently. Some take years to get back on their feet and start dating again. Others cope by wanting to get back to normal (in a relationship) as soon as possible. Ade seems to be in the latter group.

others just can't be alone for whatever reason. my one good friend dated a decent 6 and when she broke up with him he had to find a replacement asap .. picked up a 2 and got her pregnant. tells me he never wants to be alone again.. I don't get it. and his lady looks exactly like that she-gremlin from gremlins2 .

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

others just can't be alone for whatever reason. my one good friend dated a decent 6 and when she broke up with him he had to find a replacement asap .. picked up a 2 and got her pregnant. tells me he never wants to be alone again.. I don't get it. and his lady looks exactly like that she-gremlin from gremlins2 .

I have a friend like that. One fat, useless idiot wife after another. Couldn't even be fully separated from the first wife before he got with the second one.

Part of me feels this is too quick, not that I give a shit really. But then again if my wife passed away I'd probably pretty quickly find some dumb 20-something to accept my loads. But that's different than marriage I guess.

Whatever, Pat is phat.

 

[Jenna]

Women think and operate differently than men. It's the firefighter's widow paradox. A firefighter dies heroically in a fire, one of his "brothers" is there to marry his widow and raise his kids.

It's wrapped up in the dynamic where an attractive chick can go to a bar and find a guy to take her home on any given night. Some of them hate being single.

 

[EraGodless]

Women think and operate differently than men. It's the firefighter's widow paradox. A firefighter dies heroically in a fire, one of his "brothers" is there to marry his widow and raise his kids.

It's wrapped up in the dynamic where an attractive chick can go to a bar and find a guy to take her home on any given night. Some of them hate being single.

Paradox or not, they're still a fucking whore.

 

[Jenna]

Paradox or not, they're still a fucking whore.

You're getting mad at birds because you can't fly. It happened to me once before and I was so angry about my ex not respecting the "breakup window", but being a whore is fucking every guy that shows you interest. Immediately entering another relationship is different. Any port in a storm. Any exit on the highway when you're low on gas.

Good girls always have backup options, and the "proudly single and independent" thing is pushed by unfuckable feminists. Good girls get addicted to having a man in their life, so they don't have to whore themselves out to strangers.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

A lot of women fear being alone. I think an ex girlfriend of mine hasn't been totally single since she was in high school. The moment a relationship ended she had someone lined up to be the next. She might not have technically been in a relationship, but she was never alone. I can't imagine being the poor sap that married her.

I my friend's wife was (is?) the same. She hopped from boyfriend to boyfriend until they started dating in college. He broke up with her a couple of times because he felt she was too dependent on him/being in a relationship and she needed to learn how to be happy on her own. Sounds kind of noble until you realize he fucked a bunch of whores while she remained loyal to him during those breakups.

In Ade's case she's getting older and she has three kids. Might as well lock down the first guy that looks your way. Better than struggling to pay the bills and raise three kids by yourself. The timing is suspect, I'll give you that with no argument. Nobody should ever go full Patton Oswalt.

 

[guest]

Am I the only person who thinks it's weird that the spouse of an insurance industry veteran suffered an untimely death, then the hoe was engaged less than a year later? I would bet you she got ~half a million after Jon croaked. Maybe I watch too much True Crime.

 

[guest]

You're thinking like a man. Romance is primarily a male emotion, a by-product of chivalry and knightly courtship, and something that didn't really catch on as a concept in the West (it never really has anywhere else to this day, at least not in the way we think of it) until Petrarch kicked off the Renaissance.

Women are far more mercenary in these matters and always have been. In many ways they have to be. They have a short shelf life, are more physically vulnerable etc etc. Throw 3 kids into the mix and all bets are off. Hell, a lot of men would get remarried quickly in that situation.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

What a fucking cunt. I can understand cucking Patrick (although dick move to do it with one of his good friends). But to announce a new marriage to some fucking jabroni, not even a year after Jon's death, is some fucking Forensic (she killed that nigga) Files.

Jon died unexpectedly, yet this cunt moved on in probably less than 9 months. Fuck that. Patrick was right (except for the murdering his daughter part).

Pat is still a fag, because he hasn't changed his behavior towards the trolls. But he may be right in that Adrienne is maybe a worse person than he is-- comparing cat shit to dog shit.

What, exactly, is the perfect amount of time to grieve? Should this beautiful angel become a celibate nun because her man croaked?

 

[guest]

She likes to make a bunch of ugly kids

 

[Stealthygeekfan]

Women stink and can't get jobs that pay well enough to cover all the bills. Especially when you have a horde of kids, particularly one fish-mouthed monstrosity that's half fatrick.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Ever had a pet that you love die? What helps the most? Getting a new pet

 

[RickReternal]

If we didn’t hate Patrick so much and he wasn’t such a piece of shit, there would be fewer people being charitable about this. Her kids are YOUNG for her to be marrying a new guy this quickly. That’s what I keep coming back to.

 

[Joe Eyed Cow]

Yeah she's a slut, I've always kinda figured she's kinda goofy in da head, she married and fucked piggy for fucks sake, I imagine she'd be pretty easy to fuck

 

[Stent]

If I was her I'd still be trying everything I could to flush any trace of Patrick out of my cunt too.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Women stink and can't get jobs that pay well enough to cover all the bills. Especially when you have a horde of kids, particularly one fish-mouthed monstrosity that's half fatrick.

Gonna take a lot of horse dentistry and individual follicles to make retardina presentable.

 

[Stent]

Gonna take a lot of horse dentistry and individual follicles to make retardina presentable.

At least the 3rd husband isn't going to molest her.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

At least the 3rd husband isn't going to molest her.

Yeah, short tatted-up bald rednecks that work part time at an amusement park would never do such a thing.