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Erock Army Desserter
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YEEEEEAAAAH HERE COME THE BOOSTEEEEEERRRR

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Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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Temple of the Pig

With apologies to Eddie Vedder and the universe:


Alone, listless
Breakfast table in an otherwise filthy room
Young girl, Annabelle
Center of her own attention
The mother reads aloud, child tries to understand it
Tries to hold her barf
The penny drops, it's in her head
Pat’s her dad, can't deny
There’s something wrong

Don't call me daughter, not fit to
The rights you signed away remind me
Don't call me daughter, not fit to
The rights you signed away remind me
Don't call me

She holds the hoof that holds her down
She will ghost Pat’s ass
 

EraGodless

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When an unironic patfan foolishly asked for a source so she could debate her conservative relatives at Thanksgiving. Rick childs her and tells her to Annabelle her entire family for not having Twitter approved opinions. This makes my Top 5 most hateable Pat moments.

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Another conservative take from, "conservative political firebrand, Patrick S. Tomlinson." He's seriously a sick guy. I would feel bad for him, but he's just a sick guy who doesn't want help and he can't admit when he's wrong or painted into a corner. So, fuck em'.
 
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