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I’m all for it as long as they keep a bag in their head.
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Why Us?
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I’m never hungryyyyyyyy
NEVER HUNGRYYYYYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
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i don’t think there’s any reason to even expect more followers from cable news segments like this, because no one who’s on twitter watches cable news. only old people watch cable news. every normal person who saw either of those segments probably thought “hmm, they just have to have done SOMETHING to get SWATTed that many times, there HAS to be more that they’re not admitting.” and not even because old people are smart or anything they just tend to believe the police over fat sweaty retards without jobs.
pat is obviously hoping for more followers because he’s pathetic but their main goal i think is to get the FBI to notice or to garner sympathy or something. i’m honestly surprised he hasn’t started a gofundme yet, but i guess that would mean admitting he isn’t the six figure author we’re all supposed to believe he is.
also just fucking LOL at niki’s life. this is the life she chose. she looks fucking PISSED. there’s no way she wants to be on TV at all about this and this last one makes it look like she tried to get out of it right before it was taped but pat somehow won the argument. i bet if it was just him they wouldn’t even air it.
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I don't mind, eating bread
from the trash of hoooooligggggaaahhhaannnsss
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Three straight days of over 100 tweets? He’s all kinds of erratic.
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I'm getting pissed these giant fawkin suits in MANAGEMENTT at these newtworks never look into this. If they did they'd give us credit for being STILL HILARIOUS. And we'd have OUR fawwwkin show. Trust me. We know what the fawk we're doing here.
There is no way people aren't shitting their pants laughing when they come read this shit and see the pictures.
There is no way people aren't shitting their pants laughing when they come read this shit and see the pictures.
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This never ends Pat. You signed yourself up for humiliation until natural causes release you from the L's and even then we're still going to bully your friends and family about ya for a few weeks after
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lol few weeks. This guy is going to be in the history books as a lesson on narcissism and social media.
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It's supposed to be a human-interest story, so they have to take his side and make it seem like this could happen to anyone. "Just one tweet changed his life forever." The correct story, "unemployed fat guy insists that he is in shape, sues people for making fun of him, now he owes money but he refuses to pay, and he's a faggot" is not actually newsworthy.
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And my stlakers show their cowardice
When my gut’s already overfilled! Nyum nyum
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When an unironic patfan foolishly asked for a source so she could debate her conservative relatives at Thanksgiving. Rick childs her and tells her to Annabelle her entire family for not having Twitter approved opinions. This makes my Top 5 most hateable Pat moments.
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Between her looking like she’d just been dragged backward through a hedge and having a face like thunder, I’d be willing to bet Pat sprung this on Niki or otherwise forced it on her. For example, pretending he was filming it alone and at the last minute saying they wouldn’t do the story without her and claiming they’d only just told him.
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Further proof he’s not invited to family get togethers, he’s THAT guy nobody wants around because he wants to argue about stupid politics.
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" Can you ask the nazi fascist to please pass the mashed potatos?"
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If politics were the only issue with his conversation, his relationships might be salvageable. But it quickly becomes clear that this is a disordered mind that constantly seeks conflict on a pathological level. Pat could make enemies in solitary confinement.
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They are all on threads now funster, fuck the Nazi Elon
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Durrrrrrvana
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Wellington on the table
It's burnt and it's uglllaaahhaayyy
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And we’re farming babies, their dark meat is smokin’
I’m a stand-up comic, but I’m not jokin’
And I’m never hungry
NEVERY HUNGRYYYYYEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!