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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Why put a bottle of lotion on your coffee table except to jack off with?
- Thread starter Joe's False Teethers
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I'm not cut, but that's not why I don't use lotion.
A while back I started just using the "Ok" hand gesture at just the base of my helmet to get off.
Lotion would kill the friction.
Try it. Feels good man.
A while back I started just using the "Ok" hand gesture at just the base of my helmet to get off.
Lotion would kill the friction.
Try it. Feels good man.
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Don't hate! Masterbate!
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Yeah I was about to say that. Why would you jerk off with lotion? It would be gone in like 30 seconds.
It's called hypospadius, awrrite?
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Good girl
I don’t understand using lotion/lube either. I find it distracting.
It really is just an extra, unnecessary step.
I thought most dudes used lube but I've been a dry guy since I could climax without cumming. Those were the days.
I also always assumed if doctors didn't slice a part of my dick off for sport, I wouldn't need it
Interesting.
I trust the super user so that's good to hear. Still probably going to try it out sometime before my boners die forever.
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This is the only reason to use lotion.
you rub the head of your dick against your palm in a closed fist, like your giving yourself a blowjob.
you're in for like a 30-40 minute session and the payoff is rarely worth it.
never understood the retards who need kleenex and vaseline and the whole cliche setup.
I cum literally everywhere, on my boxers, on my sheets, on my socks, and let it dry till it gets too gross then i warsh it.
my room smells like cum and disappointment.
-but enough with the cosmo talk (sassy CQ voice)