Everyone keeps the lotion in the bathroom, but we know Patty lays on that couch under pink blankie all day long.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Why put a bottle of lotion on your coffee table except to jack off with?
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He puts it on his stretch marks
When you're an old testament sex god, intercourse could occur at any time and any place, child.
You are mentally ill, stlaker.
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-Damian
You are mentally ill, stlaker.
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-Damian
You know that nigga aint usin it to moisturize. Haha...sheeeeit
When I was in high school one creepy teacher used to have lotion and paper towels next to his computer in his classroom. He was later fired for “inappropriate behavior”
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again, child.
Am I the only man who has never jerked off with lotion? Is it too late to start?
are you circumcised?
Yes, ma'am.
interesting. i always thought guys who are use it and guys who aren't don't need it. clearly i have a lot to learn.
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Let me guess, you're one of those gals who spits on her hand, right?
Further evidence he sleeps on the couch and also that he doesn’t have sex with Niki. I keep a bottle of KY next to the bed because I’m a sex haver and I make a point to remind everyone of that constantly whether they want to hear it or not
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i spit directly on the dick.
That's what's up.
When I was going through the most insane parts of puberty I'd beat off like 6 times in a day and have damage. It seems so unnecessary in retrospect...
So maybe you're right and I've just been powering through.
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Lube for his asshole. Shoves catfood up his ass and lets mewler explore.
I have "a partial circumsion," meaning the doc left most of it. The only difference is that I have more sensitivity at and around the head, but it doesn't affect my ability to jerk off with or without lube. It's not like they flay your dick.