Gentlemen, I am trained in bladed weaponry and diversion tactics.When I was looking into self defense, I concluded that was gay as well. Basically everything was gay, I just wanted to learn how to defend myself properly.
So I did street fighting for close to a year. Got my tooth chipped (wassat) and so I was like yeah fuck this, I learned enough.
Basically there's only 1 thing you need to know to win a fight: avoid it if possible.
I also did knife fighting (I am now a trained fighter) so I know how to fucking cut a bitch if needed.