Why is everyone doing jiu jitsu? It's literally fucking gay

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

When I was looking into self defense, I concluded that was gay as well. Basically everything was gay, I just wanted to learn how to defend myself properly.

So I did street fighting for close to a year. Got my tooth chipped (wassat) and so I was like yeah fuck this, I learned enough.

Basically there's only 1 thing you need to know to win a fight: avoid it if possible.

I also did knife fighting (I am now a trained fighter ) so I know how to fucking cut a bitch if needed.

Gentlemen, I am trained in bladed weaponry and diversion tactics.

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

99 percent of jiu jitsu techniques can be countered by squeezing their balls

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

99 percent of jiu jitsu techniques can be countered by squeezing their balls

Starting to thing jewjitsu practitioners are a little suspect.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't care to learn anything that requires that much physical contact with other men. You know what I know how to do? I can shoot a slingshot like a motherfucker. I'll take your fucking eye out, sucka. They call me Menacing Dennis.

 

[Guest]

I train Muy Thai and Jiu Jitsu four days a week. Everyone at my gym jokes about Jiu Jitsu being gay or at the very least homosexual adjacent. In all seriousness, it's pretty addicting. Everyone talks about a runners high... I've ran at least 30 miles a week for the last decade and never had one. But I caught a higher belt in a mounted triangle off an elevator sweep and I was high off that shit for like 4 hours. There's something to the movie Fight Club... doing things that appeal to your animalistic instincts feels good. On a side note- fighting in general is gay once you're older than 25. And you should never take a fight to the ground intentionally, because the "youths" of today like yelling WorldStar and sucker punching people while they are fighting.

I’ve done every drug that there is except PCP. In its own unique way, the runners high that I get is as euphoric as the best of them. It’s truly something incredible. I hope you experience it one day.