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Why do non religious homosexuals like Patrick get married and make it such a pillar of their personality?

Turk February

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>the overton window moved so much the past decade he’s unironically quoting jewbertarian talking points

Sure, marriage was created by the church in the dark ages to promote monogamy to stop the spread of syphillis, but now it’s a secular institution so fags can visit each other in the hospital because of red tape lobbied in by (((insurance companies))
It’s not a pillar of post monarchical society, Stanhope said it’s just a contract!!!
You're right, marriage is unheard of in non Judeo Christian cultures, and syphilis definately existed in middle ages Europe...
If you're gunna play this character at least do it properly.
 

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Yes. Revelation. Not irony, not meta. Not trolling, not a bit. CHRIST IS LORD!


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NoBacon

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You're right, marriage is unheard of in non Judeo Christian cultures, and syphilis definately existed in middle ages Europe...
If you're gunna play this character at least do it properly.

Which marriage are you referring to? Islamic where you can marry as many people, of any age, as you like? Indian where it’s arranged to benefit family ambitions?

Marriage as we know it, as we admire it (or, as we should, it’s bastardised and demonised now) is a distinctly Christian tradition.

If you don’t believe in God, why would you want to get married in His eyes? I genuinely don’t understand. I’m pretty sure you’ve always been able to get a civil partnership which is the same legal and tax benefits of marriage, why do atheists and faggots insist on having a religious marriage for a religion they hate?
 
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You're right, marriage is unheard of in non Judeo Christian cultures, and syphilis definately existed in middle ages Europe...
If you're gunna play this character at least do it properly.
Middle ages, 16th century same thing.

Your entire reddit tier “secular and le tax” rebuttal was based on the context of gay marriage in the united states, the most prosperous civilization in human history that was founded by religious radicals and homesteaders that would have you imprisoned for assuming marriage isn’t a religious institution
But go ahead and make your secular/tax argument based on the past 50 years of western soviet academia revisionism

Btw, your smartest guy in the room-hitchensesque vibe everytime you post stinks!
 

NoBacon

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Middle ages, 16th century same thing.

Your entire reddit tier “secular and le tax” rebuttal was based on the context of gay marriage in the united states, the most prosperous civilization in human history that was founded by religious radicals and homesteaders that would have you imprisoned for assuming marriage isn’t a religious institution
But go ahead and make your secular/tax argument based on the past 50 years of western soviet academia revisionism

Btw, your reddit tier smartest guy in the room-hitchensesque vibe everytime you post stinks!

One of the things that really shocked me in my religious revelation was how all of this fedora muh smarty pants atheist stuff isn’t new and has been a plight for centuries. None of their arguments make any sense but are perpetuating because of Satan and they are deceived into thinking they are being logical and enlightened. None of them understand a shred of the science they claim to idolise.

Ask this faggot in this thread to do basic algebra and he probably couldn’t, but he knows the fundamental structure of the universe and reality because of Reddit and his own limited senses experiencing it.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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Why do you idiots keep saying atheists are getting married in churches? I've been to 5 weddings since COVID and none were in churches... they don't even let you get married in a church unless you're a member
 

NoBacon

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Why do you idiots keep saying atheists are getting married in churches? I've been to 5 weddings since COVID and none were in churches... they don't even let you get married in a church unless you're a member

Why are you going to so many weddings? Now you guys know me, I don’t like to throw out salacious accusations for no reason but there’s little room for doubt here, you’re a pedophile targeting choir boys.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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Why are you going to so many weddings? Now you guys know me, I don’t like to throw out salacious accusations for no reason but there’s little room for doubt here, you’re a pedophile targeting choir boys.
There weren't any choir boys because THEY WEREN'T IN A CHURCH...they were in random outdoor venues near lakes and shit. Why are you having such a hard time with this?
 

Faggot Boqposter

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before there were fat faggots and trannies and autistics to fuck with, there were Christians. However, since they’ve taken so much abuse over the years christians have a pretty thick skin these days. I never thought the day would come when an evangelical Christian would be less offended by making fun of Jesus than some tranny would be by calling them “He”, but that’s the world we live in.

I’ve got a bit of a soft spot for the religious these days tbfhwy .
 
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Marriage is a religious tradition. Marriage is a gift from God, one that should not be taken for granted. It is the right atmosphere to build a family.

Marriage involves spiritual, emotional, and physical closeness. In the Old Testament, we are taught, “Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh” (Genesis 2:24). Married couples are meant to be unified in every possible way.

It’s a life time contract, for better or worse, in richness and poorness, in sickness and in health. Atheists like Patrick getting married in churches and then virtue signalling about “muh religion is evil” online make me sick. Men like Patrick who get divorced and remarry immediately and abandon their daughters and family make me sick.

Women who leave marriages and take half the money they didn’t earn because of vague “he changed” attitudes make me sick.

Patrick making his marriage ceremony around back to the future and wearing converse make me sick. Gay people getting married under the eyes of a God they don’t believe in and who hates them make me sick.
Same reason they have the rainbow. Their lifestyle is antithetical to being in Communion with God which is the basis for ontological existence. Thus their every step is in contrary to what is good and ordered. They produce corrupt fruit from corrupt trees. It's hardly surprising. They need help.
 

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The concept of marriage was an ancient peacekeeping amendment added to society to effectively socialise the availability of women. Prior to this the rulers of a society would keep a large harem of women and use the shortfall to encourage young males to conquer foreign lands under their banners to take their women. Forcing every man to take just one woman for himself (although egregiously flaunted by the rich) acted as a damper against petty regional squabbles. Certainly branches of the Abrahamic root faiths schismed to renounce this act and have been pretty much been going buck wild raping and conquering lands ever since with the prospect of taking foreign wives and a few dozen virgins upon meeting death as a big part of their sales schtick.
 
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