Why didn't Patrick tell Javier about Josiah?

[Kurt_Love]

honestly if the public was shown dan and his "voodoo doll" adventure it would make everyone here look genuinely psychotic, and yet he doesn't. i really don't get it.

Even when he had to mention it he framed it as once Dan safely knew Rick was at home he went to Hooli's. Hooli's is 2 minutes from his house and Dan live streamed from there for like an hour while redditors texted Rick telling him to go neutralize Dan.

He hid on the fart couch instead

 

[Fhhtte]

The issue with that, sweetie, is that future interviewees may not trust Javier if he does something like that.

My feel on Javier 4 was that when he started recording it he was still on Patrick's side, and then he saw the Patrick we see. I'd like to actually interview him about that. I think Javier is the real juicy part of the story here. He thought he knew a person.

It’s almost like the episodes were about someone “pretending” to be a victim.

 

[guest]

Josiah makes us look good since we raised thousands of dollars for some cancer kid, Andrew Josiah Munoz
Kid beat the cancer

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That's great news.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Hooli's is 2 minutes from his house

1 minute if safe isn't really your speed

 

[LoomisBuckby]

This means that Patrick knows Josiah 5 makes him look really, really bad and is ashamed of it. It's not just that he got duped.

Apologies for being a newfag but are there Josiahs 1-4 to listen to?

 

[ISO__JOE]

If I was contacted by someone claiming to be a journo for a well known rag like HuffPo, the first thing I would do is take the 30 seconds to google “josiah munoz huffington post”. Low IQ rick didn’t even think to do this after being relentlessly trolled for years at that point. Remarkably dumb and fat guy.

 

[Duhne Kuhn]

Apologies for being a newfag but are there Josiahs 1-4 to listen to?

Josiah Tapes – Thomas Apostle Investigations

apostlegate.net

 

[LoomisBuckby]

Josiah Tapes – Thomas Apostle Investigations

apostlegate.net

ty brothaman... don't know how I missed that site

 

[guest]

The Josiah Tapes are such a work of art. Remarkable the way he was able to keep it together, though it's funny to go back you can definitely sense him holding back laughter all the time.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Why did Josiah stop posting? Prison?

 

[Imager]

Apologies for being a newfag but are there Josiahs 1-4 to listen to?

You're new here and we haven't hazed you yet?

This place is slipping.

On your knees.

 

[guest]

Apologies for being a newfag but are there Josiahs 1-4 to listen to?

 

[BudDickman]

He never talks about the things that injure him the most, because they make him look so laughably pathetic and stupid.

Everyone finding out about him getting cucked. Getting catfished by Josiah. Being exposed as a half marathon cheater, retard who barely graduated, would-be baby murder, etc. The fact that he has never earned out on any book advance and has probably made less than $50k total in his 10+ year writing "career". The charred Beef Wellington. Being called fat. Torque Wheeler. Enticing randos into saying "eww, that guy's gross".

That's what injures him. Not the swattings. No one has ever taunted him about being swatted.

 

[Imager]

honestly if the public was shown dan and his "voodoo doll" adventure it would make everyone here look genuinely psychotic, and yet he doesn't. i really don't get it.

True, but then you have to explain who the voodoo dolls are. And in that context, they're fucking hilarious.

Can you imaging Pat saying, "see, this one is my wife sitting on her future husband's lap?" I'm dying thinking about it.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

True, but then you have to explain who the voodoo dolls are. And in that context, they're fucking hilarious.

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Can you imaging Pat saying, "see, this one is my wife sitting on her future husband's lap?" I'm dying thinking about it.

Oh and I was standing 5 feel away while this happened.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Apologies for being a newfag but are there Josiahs 1-4 to listen to?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Why did Josiah stop posting? Prison?

He always recycles his accounts every few months

 

[fricklefrackle]

True, but then you have to explain who the voodoo dolls are. And in that context, they're fucking hilarious.

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Can you imaging Pat saying, "see, this one is my wife sitting on her future husband's lap?" I'm dying thinking about it.

 

[RickReternal]

True, but then you have to explain who the voodoo dolls are. And in that context, they're fucking hilarious.

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Can you imaging Pat saying, "see, this one is my wife sitting on her future husband's lap?" I'm dying thinking about it.

Never noticed how cool voodoo Adrienne’s hair is. How do you do that, @RobertMewler?