Who's Hotter: Dani Brand or Missy Muscles?

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

Pamela Adlon? Who’s she married to? Last I heard she was divorced from a white geek.

No I mean the bird who flew away in the helicopter.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

No I mean the bird who flew away in the helicopter.

Oh, Chelsea Peretti married to Jordan Peele. At first I thought you meant Sarah Baker, the fat one. I mean that’s the most logical bet for coal burning.

 

[Toast]

Ewww, Cumia leftovers, might as well hook up with Jennifer after she's done with her shift at the hot dog stand.

 

[guest]

The one who's married to the black fellow now. She went on a date with Louis CK in Louie.

Isn’t that the one he roped into doing a voice for a stupid Chip shit? I’m surprised her name is escaping me, but that’s probably a blessing in disguise.

 

[Princess Alena 2]

Isn’t that the one he roped into doing a voice for a stupid Chip shit? I’m surprised her name is escaping me, but that’s probably a blessing in disguise.

You’re thinking of Jennifer Carmody. She’s doing Illuminati/conspiracies/alien TikToks now.

 

[VibratingAnalEgg]

Obviously Dani. With this freshly stomped, mangled and chewed hand around your cock, you don't have to worry about broken blood vessels or some other accident.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Anthony Cumia is a repressed homosexual. Therefore none of his female partners are fair game. Same goes for closeted homosexual Jim Norton. The only straight personality on the show was boring old Gregg "Opie" Hughes. Here's the kind of woman he liked

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My old beach patrol lieutenant said he was at a party once where she sucked 3 dicks in one night

 

[Jizz]

missy is sexy. i always thought she should have gone into professional wrestling! if she wrestled under missy muscles cumia she would have been a huge success!

 

[guest]

You’re thinking of Jennifer Carmody. She’s doing Illuminati/conspiracies/alien TikToks now.

That’s it, thank you. I think I get her and Chelsea Peretti confused. Which one of them has a really horrible face but an exceptional, round back end? Is that Peretti? And then Carmody is the one that he never really let go of? Do I finally have the straight?

 

[Princess Alena 2]

That’s it, thank you. I think I get her and Chelsea Peretti confused. Which one of them has a really horrible face but an exceptional, round back end? Is that Peretti? And then Carmody is the one that he never really let go of? Do I finally have the straight?

The one with the nice dumper is definitely Peretti. Carmody was the one involved in the Chip heist. From her IG she lives in California and never mentions the Worm. Allegedly, he has a new gf and I am dying to see how manly it looks.

 

[Nana Cumia]

Missy Muscles for sure. She is sexy. Dani is gross. She could pass for a tranny in that picture. Face like a boy.

 

[guest]

The one with the nice dumper is definitely Peretti. Carmody was the one involved in the Chip heist. From her IG she lives in California and never mentions the Worm. Allegedly, he has a new gf and I am dying to see how manly it looks.

Thank you for clearing that up, sweet summer child

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Missy Muscles for sure. She is sexy. Dani is gross. She could pass for a tranny in that picture. Face like a boy.

Your expert opinion should count as 20 votes. We can still win this!

 

[The Arm]

I'm not into coalburners.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My old beach patrol lieutenant said he was at a party once where she sucked 3 dicks in one night

I’m going to fawkin sue you!

 

[Billy Hollywood]

At least Dani is feminine. What would you prefer?

This:

or this:

 

[Reeper]

Danny works at Home Depot now

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Hotter than both?

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Sue Lightning. That’s the only correct answer here.

 

[JamieConway]

Hotter than both?

It's funny that she sounded EXACTLY like i thought she would. That nasally voice with a nervous giggle in between sentences. Women are so typical which makes it funnier that they all think they're unique.