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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Hollywood Animal
The Wendy's near me always smells like vomit near the window and it's disgusting.
They all smell like that. It's why I avoided them until I was like 33!
They fucking do always smell like that. The liquor store I go to is across the street from a Wendy's and I can smell the Wendy's funk from there. The spicy chicken sandwich is the shit though and I go there when I want a ridiculously huge, almost too huge fountain root beer.
 

Turk February

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They fucking do always smell like that. The liquor store I go to is across the street from a Wendy's and I can smell the Wendy's funk from there. The spicy chicken sandwich is the shit though and I go there when I want a ridiculously huge, almost too huge fountain root beer.
I forget the burger bar but you can smell that weird puke smell 4 floors up in the doctor's office next door.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Hollywood Animal
They fucking do always smell like that. The liquor store I go to is across the street from a Wendy's and I can smell the Wendy's funk from there. The spicy chicken sandwich is the shit though and I go there when I want a ridiculously huge, almost too huge fountain root beer.
Also, Dave Thomas was adopted. And any time I hear that I have to wonder what kind of evil shit that baby did to make their parents not love them. Square patties is pretty fucked up, honestly. I'd say his parents dodged a bullet and a fat redheaded granddaughter
 
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