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Whopper or quarter pounder?

TorpidSloth

My buddy always orders a double whopper with cheese and bacon which is ridiculous enough, but he never asks them not to put tomatoes on it, he disassembles it at the table or in the car or wherever and it makes me want to murder him. I bring it up every time I see him do it. "Why don't you just order what you want on the burger? They had the whole 'have it your way' theme song and shit, man." To which he responds "I don't do fast food tomatoes." Which isn't even an answer to my fucking question. He's a retard and a glutton and he's going to hell. I got him a Joey Chestnut shirt for Christmas one year.
I'm with him, almost. A (single) whopper with bacon and cheese is pfg. And I love tomatoes, but they don't belong on a burger. They're too slippery or something. Don't be too hard on him, he's ahead of his time and one day you'll see the light
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Hollywood Animal
I'm with him, almost. A (single) whopper with bacon and cheese is pfg. And I love tomatoes, but they don't belong on a burger. They're too slippery or something. Don't be too hard on him, he's ahead of his time and one day you'll see the light
Well do you tell the burger king faggots to give it to you without tomatoes or do you make a goddamned stupid fucking childlike mess all the time picking the shit you don't want off the burger?
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Hollywood Animal
I'm with him, almost. A (single) whopper with bacon and cheese is pfg. And I love tomatoes, but they don't belong on a burger. They're too slippery or something. Don't be too hard on him, he's ahead of his time and one day you'll see the light
One time, this same guy, at breakfast at a diner first thing in the morning ordered a Sprite like a fucking nigger, and then took a spoon and scooped all the ice out of it onto a plate. It's like eating with a fucking retarded alien.
 

TorpidSloth

Well do you tell the burger king faggots to give it to you without tomatoes or do you make a goddamned stupid fucking childlike mess all the time picking the shit you don't want off the burger?
I once asked them to "hold the tomatoes." They didn't, so since then I've just thrown them out or, even more inexplicably, taken them out and eaten them solo before reassembling the burger without them. Please don't hate me.
 

TorpidSloth

One time, this same guy, at breakfast at a diner first thing in the morning ordered a Sprite like a fucking nigger, and then took a spoon and scooped all the ice out of it onto a plate. It's like eating with a fucking retarded alien.
I've ordered fast food for breakfast with soft drinks at one period in my life, but it was while my mum was dying AND I'd quit smoking, so fuck anyone with their judgment.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Hollywood Animal
I once asked them to "hold the tomatoes." They didn't, so since then I've just thrown them out or, even more inexplicably, taken them out and eaten them solo before reassembling the burger without them. Please don't hate me.
At least you eat it all. This fat shit wastes something from everything he buys.
 
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