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Who would you rather get a beer with?

Grab a beer with one of the below

  • Nobacon

  • Jenna

  • Sue lightning

  • Turry (height : 5”2)


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Patrick Tomlinson > the people in Litcrit
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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️subscribe to the bon-fire❤️
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Sigh, it’s a tough one man. Kind of was leaning towards Sue because I want to make sure he’s not 45. I do hope to be the musical guest on SNL one day so Jenna it is.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Congratulations, this is clearly very important to you.

You should celebrate by getting a beer in real life with a good buddy oh that's right.

To be fair if little baby short child Turry wasnt in the running i wouldve picked you Jenna. Youve gotta good sense of yumah and a good taste in music. I think wed get along just fine too. (As long as the rumors aren’t true and youre not really a jewish tranny). (Really even if you are a J-ish troon, as long as you make me laugh id still be cool w you.). Do you get the impression we could chill or do you think id end up smashing a beer bottle over your head like ive done to brotosaurus’s before?
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Sigh, it’s a tough one man. Kind of was leaning towards Sue because I want to make sure he’s not 45. I do hope to be the musical guest on SNL one day so Jenna it is.

I think me and Bonn could grab a few brews too. (Especially with a cock like his!). I could see us picking up some middle aged whooore together and banging her out in every available hole and getting accused of rape the next morning. Itd be PFG.
 

Jenna

ridin down melvin with that iron
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To be fair if little baby short child Turry wasnt in the running i wouldve picked you Jenna. Youve gotta good sense of yumah and a good taste in music. I think wed get along just fine too. (As long as the rumors aren’t true and youre not really a jewish tranny). (Really even if you are a J-ish troon, as long as you make me laugh id still be cool w you.). Do you get the impression we could chill or do you think id end up smashing a beer bottle over your head like ive done to brotosaurus’s before?

I know this whole post is a lie because I have an atrocious taste in music.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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I know this whole post is a lie because I have an atrocious taste in music.

Dont be so harsh on yourself buttercup. Youre not the only faggot around here
 

Jenna

ridin down melvin with that iron
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Dont be so harsh on yourself buttercup. Youre not the only faggot around here

NHL 24 was free on PS+ this month so I've been dicking around, really hate myself for how much I like this stupid song:

 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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NHL 24 was free on PS+ this month so I've been dicking around, really hate myself for how much I like this stupid song:



Youre 100% a faggot but id still grab a brewski after work with you. Dont be too hard on yourself. (Youd be the little spoon of course though, right?)
 
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