Who would you rather get a beer with?

[Jenna]

Nobody likes you

You've admitted you have zero friends which compels you (in all honesty and sincerity) to try and be more "popular" than a forum heel on a radio show messageboard.

You ever piece together why this is so? Like Patrick, people don't want to be friends with a smug, know-it-all buffoon that needs constant praise and admiration, all while having a gigantic "I get to shit on you all I want but don't you dare ever criticize me" attitude.

There's not a person in the world you can call right now to go get a beer. Not even if you offer to pay. Not a friend, not a family member, not a coworker, nobody. You'll die alone one day and nobody will care, except your sister will be annoyed because you're no longer paying her rent.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

@NoBacon would be the most interesting conversation honestly

 

[CQ Beans]

@NoBacon and I could talk about religion and school me on what a heinous Catholic I am.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Jenna]

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Come on @Steve Ramone the results of this poll mean so much more to him than they do to me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm obviously going to pick the Canadian folk hero.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

I chose you because I'm worried I might get drunk and violently rape and murder Sue after all the political blithering.

 

[Turk February]

It's so close between turry and bacon I abstain.

 

[Phish]

You've admitted you have zero friends which compels you (in all honesty and sincerity) to try and be more "popular" than a forum heel on a radio show messageboard.

You ever piece together why this is so? Like Patrick, people don't want to be friends with a smug, know-it-all buffoon that needs constant praise and admiration, all while having a gigantic "I get to shit on you all I want but don't you dare ever criticize me" attitude.

There's not a person in the world you can call right now to go get a beer. Not even if you offer to pay. Not a friend, not a family member, not a coworker, nobody. You'll die alone one day and nobody will care, except your sister will be annoyed because you're no longer paying her rent.

But we could talk about JESUS!!!

 

[Turk February]

I voted @NoBacon. He's funnier on social media.

 

[Professor Rape]

1 of my 2 irl friends is exactly like nobacon. The conspiracy talk gets annoying. I've pulled out a few "WE HEARD YOU!"s when we are drinking.

But I'm still very picky about who I'm friends with so since he's similar, yeah nobacon.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I've met enough crazy people that few of you would bother me, & I consider it your privilege, not mine

 

[1073waaf]

Is there going to be any gay stuff involved?

 

[NoBacon]

I’m so sorry @Jenna

 

[Turk February]

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I'm sorry Jenna. Like 10 months ago you could win.

 

[NoBacon]

I'm sorry Jenna. Like 10 months ago you could win.

 

[Turk February]

The word "rather" is important

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think you should all think about how hilarious it would be to kick a drunk, one-legged man with terminal cancer's prosthetic off.

 

[Child..]

"boq why are you not swallowing everytime you sip from your drink?"
"boq whats that ticking sound"
"bo.."

 

[NoBacon]

"boq why are you not swallowing everytime you sip from your drink?"
"boq whats that ticking sound"
"bo.."

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