Who would you rather get a beer with?

[NoBacon]

Or in two of the four options here. A white wine spritzer.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Is Sue old enough to drink?

 

[NoBacon]

Is Sue old enough to drink?

Are you envisioning some sort of Jim Morton teenage rape scenario?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Are you envisioning some sort of Jim Morton teenage rape scenario?

No I just don't think he could enter a bar.

 

[Kinderman]

@Josh Goodnaturedly should have been an option

 

[NoBacon]

@Josh Goodnaturedly should have been an option

We need to let other people have a chance of winning

 

[Jenna]

One of the most common signs of a narcissist is a constant need for praise or admiration. People with this behavior need to feel validation from others and often brag or exaggerate their accomplishments for recognition. They also like to feel appreciated to boost their ego.

 

[HeyItsVos]

@Josh Goodnaturedly should have been an option

Most people on here don’t have an even enough temper to get there balls busted all night.

 

[NoBacon]

@Turry Fawks

If you agree to this I’ll change my vote to you

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If you ask me I would never have a beer with @IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 - he’s a real blowhard!

 

[NoBacon]

One of the most common signs of a narcissist is a constant need for praise or admiration. People with this behavior need to feel validation from others and often brag or exaggerate their accomplishments for recognition. They also like to feel appreciated to boost their ego.

Nobody likes you

 

[Phish]

I dont think @Jenna would be too troublesome to catch a beer with but unfortunately for him @Turry Fawks is a comically sadistic fuck and i think we would get along great. Im guessing wed start off with a beer or two and it would quickly turn into shots of rum/whiskey and one of us would throw out the suggestion of going to score some coke/dope. Id convince us to get dope instead of coke. We may even end up trying to get a hooker shortly after that if we got wasted enough. (If that failed we’d probably just blow each other as long as we promised not to tell each others wife, which is fine with me). If Turry decided to get a little lippy at the bar id be forced to step in and protect him and smash a beer bottle over some brotosaurus’s head if push came to shove.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

@Turry Fawks

If you agree to this I’ll change my vote to you

I mean why not? Looks fun tbh

 

[NoBacon]

I mean why not? Looks fun tbh

I’m a man of my word

 

[quasi101]

Can I poison both drinks?

 

[NoBacon]

I dont think @Jenna would be too troublesome to catch a beer with but unfortunately for him @Turry Fawks is a comically sadistic fuck and i think we would get along great. Im guessing wed start off with a beer or two and it would quickly turn into shots of rum/whiskey and one of us would throw out the suggestion of going to score some coke/dope. Id convince us to get dope instead of coke. We may even end up trying to get a hooker shortly after that if we got wasted enough. (If that failed we’d probably just blow each other as long as we promised not to tell each others wife, which is fine with me). If Turry decided to get a little lippy at the bar id be forced to step in and protect him and smash a beer bottle over some brotosaurus’s head if push came to shove.

Also if you didn’t hit it off you could be completely assured that you could kill him if he tried any violent action towards you.

 

[Phish]

Can I poison both drinks?

Is that a threat? Mods, does this user need to be banned?

 

[NoBacon]

Is that a threat? Mods, does this user need to be banned?

Will @Jenna (suspected transsexual, unconfirmed male) have another meltdown about death threats? Will Gibney lose this tussle now he’s a powerless schlub?

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I dont think @Jenna would be too troublesome to catch a beer with but unfortunately for him @Turry Fawks is a comically sadistic fuck and i think we would get along great. Im guessing wed start off with a beer or two and it would quickly turn into shots of rum/whiskey and one of us would throw out the suggestion of going to score some coke/dope. Id convince us to get dope instead of coke. We may even end up trying to get a hooker shortly after that if we got wasted enough. (If that failed we’d probably just blow each other as long as we promised not to tell each others wife, which is fine with me). If Turry decided to get a little lippy at the bar id be forced to step in and protect him and smash a beer bottle over some brotosaurus’s head if push came to shove.

I'm that mean friend who will still make sure you get home in one piece and don't choke to death on vomit. I could never get into the dope, though - itching, puking and being a complete prick afterwards is all I ever got out of it.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Is Sue old enough to drink?

Cum? Yes.