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Way too many assholes to choose the biggest. But in general, all the douchebags are either dead from opioids, or doing things like drying off cars at a carwash
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Who was the biggest asshole you went to HS with and where are they now?
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I didn't go to school with too many dickheads. I only stay regular touch with one guy and he's moved so he's completely out of touch too.
That said one lad ending up in jail for kidnapping a guy taking him to his shop and stealing the jewelry from the guys shop. Unfortunately he left a crow bar with his DNA on the scene and he'd be caught for various petty crimes in the past. I got a good chuckle out of that.
That said one lad ending up in jail for kidnapping a guy taking him to his shop and stealing the jewelry from the guys shop. Unfortunately he left a crow bar with his DNA on the scene and he'd be caught for various petty crimes in the past. I got a good chuckle out of that.
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Married with a bunch of kids. They seem happy, so that's PFG. It was more personality conflicts than the kid being a genuine "asshole", but we didn't vibe at all.
Kind of ran his mouth like a little woman, never expecting expecting me to confront him, so one day I did and he tried playing it off, like we both knew I wouldn't do anything, so I found him by his "girlfriend" , spit in his face and called him a faggot. Entire school knew about it by lunch and he had ducked early by the end of the day. Apparently everyone (we shared like 80% of the same friend group) was concerned I was gonna attack him after school (I had been suspended for fights here and there, not genuine thug shit but enough where I'd throw hands) and the day after it was more or less over with.
I wanna say hopefully he grew up to be less of a bitch but you never know with them yuppie types. Sometimes you just need to teach someone who's boss and that was one of those instances.
Kind of ran his mouth like a little woman, never expecting expecting me to confront him, so one day I did and he tried playing it off, like we both knew I wouldn't do anything, so I found him by his "girlfriend" , spit in his face and called him a faggot. Entire school knew about it by lunch and he had ducked early by the end of the day. Apparently everyone (we shared like 80% of the same friend group) was concerned I was gonna attack him after school (I had been suspended for fights here and there, not genuine thug shit but enough where I'd throw hands) and the day after it was more or less over with.
I wanna say hopefully he grew up to be less of a bitch but you never know with them yuppie types. Sometimes you just need to teach someone who's boss and that was one of those instances.
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I was picked on for being a hideous midget in middle school, to point that I’d hide in the bathroom during certain classes.
I ended up going to another school district when I was headed into ninth grade and thanks to the growth spurt was able to change my image. Started wearing name brand clothes, lost weight, hanging out with cooler kids and became the bully. I’m not proud of it but at the time it was them or me.
Only one faggot transferred over with me and there were times he’d try to tell other kids I was a loser but it never caught on.
Unfortunately for him he had the worse acne since Nana so I would just pounce on him for that and he’d shut the fuck up. Once I threatened to fight him and faggot pussied out. Luckily for me he was like 100 pounds and 5’2 or else that could’ve gone differently.
Homo came from money so he seems to be a big shot realtor these days with a decent wife. Nigga filters his Facebook pics
I ended up going to another school district when I was headed into ninth grade and thanks to the growth spurt was able to change my image. Started wearing name brand clothes, lost weight, hanging out with cooler kids and became the bully. I’m not proud of it but at the time it was them or me.
Only one faggot transferred over with me and there were times he’d try to tell other kids I was a loser but it never caught on.
Unfortunately for him he had the worse acne since Nana so I would just pounce on him for that and he’d shut the fuck up. Once I threatened to fight him and faggot pussied out. Luckily for me he was like 100 pounds and 5’2 or else that could’ve gone differently.
Homo came from money so he seems to be a big shot realtor these days with a decent wife. Nigga filters his Facebook pics
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You got bullied by a fucking video game dork loser?
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@Jims_Maroon_Pants comment?
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Biggest asshole? This mentally ill retard who our entire class still to this day, 20 years later, gets together to make fun of him and ensure he doesn't get to join our reunions. He spends most of his day typing the words "me, I, myself, my, mine" and crying about his dead brother.
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It was this little white trash hillybilly faggot who drove around in a shitty jacked-up truck, always blasting Ozzy. Used to give me reams of shit for no reason. A month before graduation, the faggot went to the city to cop PCP. He tried to hop a subway car and got his legs lopped off. He lingered in the hospital for a while, then died, and I was DELIGHTED. In school the next day all the whores were crying and weeping, and I thought it was totally hilarious. Then his gay family tried to sue whoever they could, but their lawyer missed the deadline by a day, and they got nothing. It was like a wonderful graduation gift to me.
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More my friend than me, but he was just an all around asshole to everyone
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Lucky that I never really got bullied, mostly by enthusiastically bullying others at a younger age and then having a growth spurt at 13/14 and chilling out. There was this one dickhead in the year above though. I always got on OK with him (like minds etc) but he was kind of a cunt.
He picked on this one kid in my year who had some weird genetic thing where one side of his body was withered. Like his right arm and right leg were weak and gimpy. He was a pretty cool guy and no one ever gave him shit except for this one dude. It was even more unnecessary considering the older guy looked like Ben Affleck and was fucking one of the hottest girls in the school when he was 15 and she was 18. He was truly one of those "peaked in HS" people though.
I bumped into him a few years after we both left and he was one of those white guys who had grown dreadlocks, and completed the dropout archetype by becoming a stoner and "travelling" (making shit money in a foreign country.) Probably cleaned up on the ass parade though
He picked on this one kid in my year who had some weird genetic thing where one side of his body was withered. Like his right arm and right leg were weak and gimpy. He was a pretty cool guy and no one ever gave him shit except for this one dude. It was even more unnecessary considering the older guy looked like Ben Affleck and was fucking one of the hottest girls in the school when he was 15 and she was 18. He was truly one of those "peaked in HS" people though.
I bumped into him a few years after we both left and he was one of those white guys who had grown dreadlocks, and completed the dropout archetype by becoming a stoner and "travelling" (making shit money in a foreign country.) Probably cleaned up on the ass parade though
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Do you think he knew Billy Mitchell?
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This guy named Trae. White guy, I grew up in redneck country. His parents just spelled it like assholes. He was a loudmouth faggot who never had anything funny to say. Wouldn’t have hated him if he ever had a punchline. He ended up going to prison for raping a crippled chick, so I consider that a win for me.
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I guess raping a cripple is a solid punchline. Well done, Trae.
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I'm available if any chick wants to rape this cripple.
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Good question, it was before the internet and we never hung out with him, my guess is probably so
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How's it feel to be that close to a true champion
He was a piece of shit and failed 11th grade which was hilarious, then he started banging a 7th grader which was fucked up
I was hoping he'd be dead or at least fat but he's still rolling and in good shape. Bet he's chill now, his home life was probably shit.
He's short though so I can't respect him. 5'6 at best
I was hoping he'd be dead or at least fat but he's still rolling and in good shape. Bet he's chill now, his home life was probably shit.
He's short though so I can't respect him. 5'6 at best
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He would play asteroids at the 7-11 my buddy worked at too
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Praying for mommy Monica to have pity on a cripple
