Who sent Patrick the Nazi Imagery stuffed Suicide Demand?

[Stent]

He keeps upping the ante to convince his followers he's not a fat waste of oxygen. I'm writing topical new books! I'm in talks for a submarine movie! The legal case just officially went federal!

 

[Malibu Pat]

I bet one of the kiwi farms queers did it.

 

[Hudson]

FFS, Patso must be day drinking again.

If he really did get a letter with Nazi imagery, he would be posting it all over Twitter for sympathy points. It simply didn't happen.

Tall Tales Tomlinson strikes again.

 

[Cuphead]

I bet one of the kiwi farms queers did it.

Actually that could be possible. His thread has become one of the most popular on there.

 

[RobertMewler]

Either he's lying or he got some church's flyer with white people in the pictures and presumed they were Nazis.

 

[fusciasomething]

If there's one thing I know about this place of ours is that we are known for our use of mail. "Nazi mail" is stupid even for a mental defect like Rick, what a laughable dunce

 

[LongIslandchomper]

I'm sure postal inspectors are at his house dusting the letter for fingerprints as we speak.

And of course that dingbat Laura Rich buys it hook, line and sinker. How is she allowed to fly an airplane?

 

[Stent]

Nazi mail

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I'm sure postal inspectors are at his house dusting the letter for fingerprints as we speak.

And of course that dingbat Laura Rich buys it hook, line and sinker. How is she allowed to fly an airplane?

oh yeah this is the real deal, the ball is rolling now. they're back tracing the stamp serial number and cross checking it with the national database of stamp purchases, and the FBI is doing handwriting analysis. They're looking at the route history to see where the letter was sent from, and they're searching CCTV footage for the sender as well. Anyways, i'm going to enjoy what happens nexxxT.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Actually that could be possible. His thread has become one of the most popular on there.

not really, it's the same ten people posting in it, one of which is me, and I know a few other people here post there. No one from any site sent that fat idiot anything

 

[analeggsalad]

gangstalking and nazi imagery is your life Rick. The work-a-day characters you interact with irl are the NPCs in your real routine

 

[guest]

What if through no fault of mine I have impaired vision and reach for the nearest thing to wipe my ass with, which happens to be a copy of In The Black. And what if, and this is just a fer-instance, but what if, due to my unfortunate situation regarding my sight I accidentally deposit the shit covered pages, not in the toilet but in a package addressed and signed to Patrick S. Tomlinson. And what if, instead of flushing it down the toilet I take it to the nearest post office where they weigh it and tell me how much I need to pay. And what if, due to my impaired vision I just leave my wallet open and the compassionate teller takes the correct amount and inserts back the correct change. And what if, in this unfortunate situation regarding my disability I leave the post office with a little skip in my step and a song in my heart, the post office accidentally believes this to be a real package and deposits it, not in the local sewage system, but in Patrick S. Tomlinson's mailbox? Are you really going to make a federal case about it?

I read this in the voice of Colonel Sanders.

 

[guest]

I read this in the voice of Colonel Sanders.

I just did as well. Awesome.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Let's be straight, the reason he won't actually post what was mailed to him is cuz he knows the detectives here will analyze the handwriting and prove its his

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I'm sure postal inspectors are at his house dusting the letter for fingerprints as we speak.

"Well the only ones we found around the house were yours and your wife's, however we were able to identify approximately two dozen convicted felons whose prints were on your bedposts..."

 

[EraGodless]

The self-vandalism of the bike really shows that we are dealing with a profoundly stupid individual. Someone should insist on him giving a physical description of the vandal and more details. We know the fat man gets defensive if you take a forceful accusatory tone with him.

"What is the height, build, and ethnicity of the vandal? Don't you want to solve this crime? Did you not show the video the Milwaukee police department for fear of implicating yourself? Did you get permission from the police to share the video with a journalist?"

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

if you'd given the cat a nazi moustache too I would've died.

I've got a lot of imagery to drive over there...AND I WILL!!!

 

[Stent]

if you'd given the cat a nazi moustache too I would've died.

I've got a lot of imagery to drive over there...AND I WILL!!!

I can't take credit. This is someone else's masterpiece.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

So - outside of outright lying about it on twitter just for attention - if he sent himself that stuff in the mail, but reported it to the authorities as mail harassment from the Forum: Could and would the authorities be able to prove that it was from him? And if so: What's the penalty?

 

[Sputnik]

I heard it also included materials mentioning that Rich Vos will be at the comedy connection November 19.