Who left Patty a Happy Birthday voicemail?

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Jesus Christ, 3 fucking birthday tweets. Piggy, nobody gives a flying fuck about your stupid fucking birthday.

Jesus, he's so hateable. And as always, he's so fat too.

It’s beyond pathetic since he’s FORTY TWO and trying so hard to get Internet strangers to wish him a happy birthday. Most people that get birthday wishes on social media will say something like “thanks for all the birthday wishes!” Or something similar. Pat has to remind the internet over and over it’s his birthday so he can get some attention. After 25 or so you shouldn’t care that much about your birthday, especially if you’re a man. I don’t think my good friends and I have done anything for another’s birthday because we’re adults. Piggy is jealous of girls that wear princess crowns and sashes at bars on their birthday and wishes he could do the same at hooligans. I bet he’ll get a couple drinks in him and start taking with a lisp at hooligans and start telling everyone “it’s my birthday, bitches!”

 

[guest]

It was patrick... sorry. It was patrick sean thomas.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

"Ahoy you homosexual atalker, I'll on my way to commit felony criminal mischief. My name is Pladimir Tutin and I am giving you a formal record of my intent to assault and batter you."

 

[Guest]

We fawkin won.

he’s fully abandoned the pretense that he’s in control and winning by begging for FBI support. He may as well change his number and delete his account, he let the idiots win.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

He's stealing your moves

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[SmellenShoehorn]

I was in my kitchen, opening all my cabinets over and over

Im pretty sure that's a King Ass Ripper bit

 

[guest]

A man who actively celebrates his birthday past the age of 21 (or absolute max 25) is not someone to be trusted or relied on. He is bound to be an immature and irresponsible cunt and quite possibly a closeted homosexual with narcissistic traits. Sound like anyone we know?

One correction to your take, you do let your children get in on your birthday, it makes them learn about gift giving and stuff. And Rick has no children, so until he does he should just ignore the fact that his BD is here except to say thank you when Niki cooks him a meatloaf, which never happens.

 

[fusciasomething]

I wish this was real and it was Roger Stone

 

[guest]

He is everything wrong with America

 

[guest]

One correction to your take, you do let your children get in on your birthday, it makes them learn about gift giving and stuff. And Rick has no children, so until he does he should just ignore the fact that his BD is here except to say thank you when Niki cooks him a meatloaf, which never happens.

Yes, great important life lessons like "gift giving"...not responsibility for your health, diet, exercise ect...things and stuff are more important

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

It took him until the day is half over to realize that. If he isn't tweeting, he's spending his time here.

What twisted narcissism do you have to have to visit a site that dogs you out like a bitch by reminding you of all your failures as a husband, father, and man?

He probably didn't realize the Hitchhiker thing until it was mentioned here because he lied about reading the book.

I bet all those birthday wishes were the old cat ladies and other braindead Facebook users, who just automatically type happy birthday whenever they see a notification. Those aren't real friends, Pat.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He probably didn't realize the Hitchhiker thing until it was mentioned here because he lied about reading the book.

I bet all those birthday wishes were the old cat ladies and other braindead Facebook users, who just automatically type happy birthday whenever they see a notification. Those aren't real friends, Pat.

Big time of the brain dead FB users for a b-day wishes. I thinks there’s at least 2-3 people that wish me a happy birthday every year on FB that I’ve never talked to and requested me for some reason like 10-15 years ago. Some weirdos I see just put HBD which is funny they have time to waste on Facebook but are too busy to type “Happy Birthday”

 

[DominusOdium]

He probably didn't realize the Hitchhiker thing until it was mentioned here because he lied about reading the book.

I bet all those birthday wishes were the old cat ladies and other braindead Facebook users, who just automatically type happy birthday whenever they see a notification. Those aren't real friends, Pat.

He watched the shitty movie I figured

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

One correction to your take, you do let your children get in on your birthday, it makes them learn about gift giving and stuff. And Rick has no children, so until he does he should just ignore the fact that his BD is here except to say thank you when Niki cooks him a meatloaf, which never happens.

It’s def something more for your kids if you’re his age, like if it’s moms birthday you gotta get the kids to get / make gifts, plan on going out as a family etc. because after 25 you shouldn’t be making a big deal about your birthday. Of course he’s a 42 year old unemployed loser oinking to remind his followers it’s his birthday for those generic “happy birthday” tweets that took zero thought or creativity. I bet he’s going out to hooligans (on a cold shitty Monday night) to “celebrate” by drinking alone and telling the staff it’s his birthday because he’s so special.

 

[guest]

Yes, great important life lessons like "gift giving"...not responsibility for your health, diet, exercise ect...things and stuff are more important

For kids, building a morality that isn't about self aggrandizing and self love are important. All little kids are self absorbed little psychopaths teaching them that everybody in their family is important is a pretty big lesson.

 

[Guest]

He watched the shitty movie I figured

Probably neither. He noticed actual scifi fans talk about it, so he feigned enthusiasm for it. Rick is always a poser first and foremost.

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

I was thinking about calling Pat up and leaving him messages, that contained excerpts from The Art of Seduction audiobook. But I'm way too busy these days.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Probably neither. He noticed actual scifi fans talk about it, so he feigned enthusiasm for it. Rick is always a poser first and foremost.

When he wrote his "funny sci-fi" book someone probably said, "Oh, like Douglas Adams?" He had no idea who that was but knows that funny and outer space equals Adams, funny and fantasy equals Pratchett, and funny and Pat equals this forum.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

No birthday is complete until pat tries to guilt trip his followers into buying his books for his birthday. Pathetic

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Haha I used speech to text on my phone in the shitter, so much for that. I'm back on a PC now, I'm doomed to typos lol.

I don't know what's more annoying, the endless typos or the endless excuses.