Who has a superior backyard, Patrick or Dan? (Pics inside)

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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That yard Chaise lounge being in the grass makes my skin crawl. Y’all have that fragile bladed shit with hella roots. Move that fucker to pavers, concrete or the mulch. You’re killing that lawn spot Dan the Ban.

 

[Niki]

neither id take smaller house for a bigger yard

 

[gassers]

It’s obvious Flavia picked all the decor. That backyard is 100% woman designed.

no wonder it is devoid of class.

 

[Jenna]

Dan looks to have some nice, comfy chairs that would be a pleasure to sit in.

You can tell he didn't build them himself to impress Flav's mom.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

neither id take smaller house for a bigger yard

A man of discrimination. The other kind, I mean.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Obviously Dan’s but so is this.

 

[guest]

Well that actually is a back yard and Fat doesn't have one of those, so Dan wins.

 

[guest]

It’s obvious Flavia picked all the decor. That backyard is 100% woman designed.

That's why it's so enraging

 

[guest]

Dan's is okay, but you can't beat the convenience of Pat's alleyway dumpster.

And if you need a little sumpn . . . he has neighbors.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

I have 5 shrubs in my backyard, funster? How many do you have?

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Me, because I can shoot things in it with a 338 lapua like everything America stands for.

Right there with you brotherman

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Obviously Dan’s but so is this.

Rat City back there

 

[Hoolies]

Me, because I can shoot things in it with a 338 lapua like everything America stands for.

You'd need a fiddy cal to even put a dent in the Weber, funster.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Pat's is better because of the people watching.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Ol' Danny Warbucks over here with cushions on his chairs. Six figure authors don't even enjoy that luxury.

No need for cushions child, he explained, pallet wood is quite comfortable and doesn't require cushions, I'm sorry you're so stupid

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Having a yard is a fucking nuisance. Apartment living might be soulless, but at least it’s easy.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Dan’s yard is not one of a multimillionaire, that’s as middle class as it gets. I was expecting something that didn’t look like every single northeast suburban backyard after all of his boasting. It’s actually more white trash than expected.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

That yard Chaise lounge being in the grass makes my skin crawl. Y’all have that fragile bladed shit with hella roots. Move that fucker to pavers, concrete or the mulch. You’re killing that lawn spot Dan the Ban.

Same here. It’s supposed to be in a poolside cabana, not plopped on grass in a random spot downwind of the grill.

Is that even a private backyard? More likely their HOA’s shared outdoor space. Unless they moved out of the condo (or whatever it is) and into a house with a yard? If the latter they can definitely do a lot better. Landscapers and exterior designers exist for good reason.

 

[bantadant]

Same here. It’s supposed to be in a poolside cabana, not plopped on grass in a random spot downwind of the grill.

Is that even a private backyard? More likely their HOA’s shared outdoor space. Unless they moved out of the condo (or whatever it is) and into a house with a yard? If the latter they can definitely do a lot better. Landscapers and exterior designers exist for good reason.

I quite like the hammock stuck away in the corner next to the fence

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I quite like the hammock stuck away in the corner next to the fence

I’m not remotely claustrophobic but this doesn’t look like the most relaxing place to lounge. What’s with the giant stick in front of it?

The lack of mature trees would bother me.