That yard Chaise lounge being in the grass makes my skin crawl. Y’all have that fragile bladed shit with hella roots. Move that fucker to pavers, concrete or the mulch. You’re killing that lawn spot Dan the Ban.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Who has a superior backyard, Patrick or Dan? (Pics inside)
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no wonder it is devoid of class.
A man of discrimination. The other kind, I mean.
Obviously Dan’s but so is this.
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Well that actually is a back yard and Fat doesn't have one of those, so Dan wins.
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That's why it's so enraging
And if you need a little sumpn . . . he has neighbors.
I have 5 shrubs in my backyard, funster? How many do you have?
Right there with you brotherman
Rat City back thereObviously Dan’s but so is this.
You'd need a fiddy cal to even put a dent in the Weber, funster.
Pat's is better because of the people watching.
No need for cushions child, he explained, pallet wood is quite comfortable and doesn't require cushions, I'm sorry you're so stupid
Having a yard is a fucking nuisance. Apartment living might be soulless, but at least it’s easy.
Dan’s yard is not one of a multimillionaire, that’s as middle class as it gets. I was expecting something that didn’t look like every single northeast suburban backyard after all of his boasting. It’s actually more white trash than expected.
Same here. It’s supposed to be in a poolside cabana, not plopped on grass in a random spot downwind of the grill.
Is that even a private backyard? More likely their HOA’s shared outdoor space. Unless they moved out of the condo (or whatever it is) and into a house with a yard? If the latter they can definitely do a lot better. Landscapers and exterior designers exist for good reason.
I quite like the hammock stuck away in the corner next to the fence
I’m not remotely claustrophobic but this doesn’t look like the most relaxing place to lounge. What’s with the giant stick in front of it?
The lack of mature trees would bother me.