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He did, I remember he said something like “Gary is in charge of everything” when he got the phone back.Sal’s first reaction to the call was to hand over the phone to Gary. He couldn’t believe it, he must have been so scared.
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He did, I remember he said something like “Gary is in charge of everything” when he got the phone back.Sal’s first reaction to the call was to hand over the phone to Gary. He couldn’t believe it, he must have been so scared.
“You really think they would have done that over the phone?” Howard should have kept that going for a week.The best thing about that was when they revealed that the emergency HR meeting wasn't real and Sal thought that "pretending" his statement was racist was the entirety of the bit all along.
I forget if it was that or the fake retirement where Sal was crying about his sons where Howard tapped out way too early. Somehow I always had a soft spot when it came to Bobo (OnA Bobo, I mean) and was glad they never let him leave the building thinking he was banned from the show that time he was melting down really badly, but with Sal I always wanted them to let him squirm for a while. Maybe I just have a soft spot for literal retards and not ignorant wop retards.“You really think they would have done that over the phone?” Howard should have kept that going for a week.
Old stern would have let it go longer, like when they stole the Gary puppet.I forget if it was that or the fake retirement where Sal was crying about his sons where Howard tapped out way too early. Somehow I always had a soft spot when it came to Bobo (OnA Bobo, I mean) and was glad they never let him leave the building thinking he was banned from the show that time he was melting down really badly, but with Sal I always wanted them to let him squirm for a while. Maybe I just have a soft spot for literal retards and not ignorant wop retards.
He was terrified. He practically threw the phone at Gary, iirc. The vacillation between fear and anger plus his complete lack of awareness was great.Sal’s first reaction to the call was to hand over the phone to Gary. He couldn’t believe it, he must have been so scared.
Having the recording studio mic live was great, he even did the “I have black friends” and starting naming black people he knows.He was terrified. He practically threw the phone at Gary, iirc. The vacillation between fear and anger plus his complete lack of awareness was amazing.
One moment he's choking back tears, "I said black baby, what wrong with that, I'm gonna lose my job?" and the next he's screaming "She's the one who had the black kid! She should have the meeting with HR!"
At one point he even offered up wanting to fuck a "fat black ass ghetto chick" as proof he wasn't racist. Amazing.
He was terrified. He practically threw the phone at Gary, iirc. The vacillation between fear and anger plus his complete lack of awareness was great.
One moment he's choking back tears, "I said black baby, what wrong with that, I'm gonna lose my job?" and the next he's screaming "She's the one who had the black kid! She should have the meeting with HR!"
At one point he even offered up wanting to fuck a "fat black ass ghetto chick" as proof he wasn't racist. Amazing.
Having the recording studio mic live was great, he even did the “I have black friends” and starting naming black people he knows.
He was forgiven for the horse jokes then kept doing them on the road. He also told Howard that since Hoo Hoo loves the show more than Beth that he subconsciously wants Sal to do something stupid at the wedding because it would make good radio. That was what finally got him uninvited.The reason Sal handed the phone to Gary was because he was already in trouble with human resources. Sal had been jacking off somewhere in his studio or in the bathrooms and admitted it to staff members who ratted on him. It was apparently a regular thing with him. Sal also admitted he once jacked off in a bathroom nightclub and put the jizz into a woman's drink. And that he jacked off in a broom closet with a peephole that he hid in while his aunt and cousin took shits in the bathroom.
Guy was unhinged. Then acted shocked and mortified when Stern uninvited him from his wedding after the horse face jokes.
Kendra Sunderland, she was on Ant’s show when it was still at his house when she was like 19. He kept offering her booze like the ghoul he is.Whose tits are those and how can I see more of her? Goddamn.
She's built like a ruler with tits, funster.Kendra Sunderland, she was on Ant’s show when it was still at his house when she was like 19. He kept offering her booze like the ghoul he is.
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Be careful if you search her on porn sites unless you’re into things that I don’t necessarily have a problem with in reality but I don’t jerk off to ever.
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Is that a compliment or not?She's built like a ruler with tits, funster.
Is this a low-key way of saying niggers?I don’t necessarily have a problem with in reality but I don’t jerk off to ever.
I don’t know what you’re talking about.Is this a low-key way of saying niggers?
Lucky you. They're awful.I don’t know what you’re talking about.
I thought we were having a friendly conversation about incest porn. I’m not sure why you had to get racial.Lucky you. They're awful.
Pretty good bit on both parts.Let us not forget that the After Show with Sam brought us the hilarious moment when Sam introduced America’s Most Wanted host John Walsh as Adam Walsh. Which, if you don’t know, was the name of his son who was kidnapped and murdered with only his head found. I’ll give Norton a laugh here. A few years later, when discussing the slip, Jim said “you could’ve accidentally called him Hitler and it would’ve been less offensive.”
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