Who else can’t wait for this subforum to be shut down?

[Stent]

Will the next feast be pork, beef, poultry, fish or some sort of invertebrate?

Almonds and egg whites.

 

[Meownaw]

The ebb and flow of forum trends is fascinating. The first CHOP CHEE wave is receding, the Moon is in Libra, Alan is in Norton, tensions are high and the time is ripe for a new temporary King of the Dwopes to ascend to his unsteady throne. Will the next feast be pork, beef, poultry, fish or some sort of invertebrate? All we can do it stay tuned: same Bat time, same Bat channel!

I'LL BET JORDAN ISN'T EVEN RETARDED AND HE JUST PRETENDS TO BE ALROIGHT I SHOULD BE KING OF THE DUMMIES!

 

[FamilyDollar]

I'LL BET JORDAN ISN'T EVEN RETARDED AND HE JUST PRETENDS TO BE ALROIGHT I SHOULD BE KING OF THE DUMMIES!

THAT GUY JORDAN JUST HAS CRAZY STORIES, ALROIGHT? I'VE BEEN STRESSED OUT BECAUSE OF HAVING TO GO THROUGH URINE BLEEDING!

 

[BoringFaggot]

 

[HH Brother]

I'm still waiting on my Funster Table to replace the Wyz/Dan Sobel section, funster.

"Nice Equity, stupid."

 

[Meownaw]

THAT GUY JORDAN JUST HAS CRAZY STORIES, ALROIGHT? I'VE BEEN STRESSED OUT BECAUSE OF HAVING TO GO THROUGH URINE BLEEDING!

Howling because I just replayed it in my head.


BIRRRRRRDS FLYING HI... *dial tone*

 

[UnPRePared]

Ok, so I will stop trolling and try to answer seriously.

The problem isn’t “I don’t like it”. And the comparison to Chipotle doesn’t work. It would be like asking the Chipotle in your town to shut down. If people want to have Chipotle they can eat as much as they want over in Kiwiville, but for some reason the food at that location is fucking garbage so they all congregate here.

I’ve said it before: I have no problem with crossposters. I have no problem with Kiwifags who want to get into O&A. What I have a problem with is Patfags who have never listened to O&A, posting on the O&A forums. Like Pat so much and don’t care about O&A? Go back to Kiwifarms. Because I seriously don’t know what else could be drawing you here. We have 4-5 other subforums not dedicated to Pat that these people never visit and its vurrry strange.

Is that gatekeeping? Sure, to an extent. Purist gatekeeping would be me saying ANY Patposters can never be O&A posters. Or fuck anyone who wants to get into it and isn’t a longtime fan. But I have no “respect” for people on the O&A forums who don’t want to post about O&A.

Well then let's put it out there: let them step out of the shadows.

Which is you cunts are just here for Patposting and have never heard a "Sssssuuurrreeee" in your whole life? Is it that many?

I'll give a pass to @Caverlock , he's a good lad, but for the rest of ya, I'm not quite sure I understand. No one to me was a better lolcow than Joe, after all.

 

[PogromStallone]

Ok, so I will stop trolling and try to answer seriously.

The problem isn’t “I don’t like it”. And the comparison to Chipotle doesn’t work. It would be like asking the Chipotle in your town to shut down. If people want to have Chipotle they can eat as much as they want over in Kiwiville, but for some reason the food at that location is fucking garbage so they all congregate here.

I’ve said it before: I have no problem with crossposters. I have no problem with Kiwifags who want to get into O&A. What I have a problem with is Patfags who have never listened to O&A, posting on the O&A forums. Like Pat so much and don’t care about O&A? Go back to Kiwifarms. Because I seriously don’t know what else could be drawing you here. We have 4-5 other subforums not dedicated to Pat that these people never visit and its vurrry strange.

Is that gatekeeping? Sure, to an extent. Purist gatekeeping would be me saying ANY Patposters can never be O&A posters. Or fuck anyone who wants to get into it and isn’t a longtime fan. But I have no “respect” for people on the O&A forums who don’t want to post about O&A.

I don't mean to be rude but you sound very autistic.
I think KiwiFarmers are retarded faggot losers who should be shamed but lets' not forget that Pat is ours and the losers over there are just aping us.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I don't mean to be rude but you sound very autistic.

Unlike Jenna I can admit being autistic isn’t a character, that’s just me, b.

 

[Turk February]

I'm still waiting on my Funster Table to replace the Wyz/Dan Sobel section, funster.

"Nice Equity, stupid."

Don't even joke about that.

 

[Will Tate]

Which is you cunts are just here for Patposting and have never heard a "Sssssuuurrreeee" in your whole life? Is it that many?

Probably never played a game of turkey-foot or frickle-frackle in their lives, little tattle-tales.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I'll give a pass to @Caverlock , he's a good lad, but for the rest of ya

Caverlock's an OG brotherman from the sub, dummy.

 

[guest]

You are a fag who makes 4-5 "patposting is OVERRRRRR" threads every time there's a slow few days/weeks. By the end of this month I'm expecting multiple threads from you like this daily, don't let me down Sue!

We get it, Pat's boring rn. Nice repetitive ass threads, stupid.

Worst of all is that this wannabe homosexual tries to gatekeep the forums. Be a man @Sue Lightning and suck some dick already.

 

[guest]

I respect your ability to drop the facade and be serious about it. Thank you. Personally, I enjoy posting in all the forums here ( though admittedly I don't post much in Announcements or the Wyyz / YouTards one because ... well, it just makes me sad).

I totally understand your desire to keep things pure, but at the same time, the more we march on, we get further and further removed from O,&A and we are increasingly less likely to encounter people who listened enough to discuss them, let alone know who they are. You're a rare exception of a younger person who is actually familiar with the show - most of your peers and contemporaries either wouldn't know who they are, or worse yet be a Cumia ballwasher who only knows him through carefully cultivated YouTube clips, and consequently buys his version of the truth ( Nana good, Opie Bad).

Or we attract the LOLcow crowd who has become aware of Patrick through his many public face plants, and felt KF was too gay and cliquey and came here instead. Naturally, you'd hope that they would learn to become O&A fans via exposure or at least osmosis, but if they do they do, and if they don't, well....

You got my respect, and I won't fuck with you any longer. Thanks for taking the time to be real with me.

I'm personally just a simple faggot. I like for everyone to have fun. I don't care for gay-ass board drama, and

That retard doesnt understand that this forum is a direct descendant of r/opieandanthony, where people talked about different shit.
So shut the fuck up already @Sue Lightning.

 

[UnPRePared]

Caverlock's an OG brotherman from the sub, dummy.

I came onto the sub late and was merely a lurker until I joined the Forum.

Guess I should've... lingered longer.

 

[BUBBLER]

I came onto the sub late and was merely a lurker until I joined the Forum.

Guess I should've... lingered longer.

 

[UnPRePared]

That's a four letter word you're using there, Bubbster.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Just don’t read it. If you’re super bored and need to read something here, reread old Joe threads as palette cleanser.

 

[UnPRePared]

Just don’t read it. If you’re super bored and need to read something here, reread old Joe threads as palette cleanser.

So many Joe threads gone to time.

I miss those simple days, when DOXXER100 joined in like "Greetings, fellow pests!", and "16, don't know Dick about Internet".

I'm a grown man and THIS is my humour Central.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

So many Joe threads gone to time.

I miss those simple days, when DOXXER100 joined in like "Greetings, fellow pests!", and "16, don't know Dick about Internet".

I'm a grown man and THIS is my humour Central.

Joe was and is something special. Patrick is such a hateable guy. If he went completely radio silent or died no one would miss him. If Joe died I’d send flowers and be genuinely sad about it