While Fat is at DorkCon...

[guest]

What's Niki's choice of adultery this week? Is it Jen Huber and just an intimate, sweaty, cunt juice sodden scissorfest? Or is it a more impersonal marathon with the negros next door, lots of unnecessary commentary in ebonics as they break wind in her eager holes? Or will she go for the surf and turf?

 

[Podcasting 101]

Had to chuckle because you mentioned Jen Huber by her full name and because I know who that is. What an unhealthy obsession we all share

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Im sure she had indian food at least one night.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

What's Niki's choice of adultery this week? Is it Jen Huber and just an intimate, sweaty, cunt juice sodden scissorfest? Or is it a more impersonal marathon with the negros next door, lots of unnecessary commentary in ebonics as they break wind in her eager holes? Or will she go for the surf and turf?

My guess is the spick that put up the backwards fence on purpose so he could come back.

 

[VizioDash]

A pringles can with a printed out picture of Jon Snyder on the lid.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

She probably has a low sex drive due to her depression.

I think she's more likely to emotionally cheat on Pat by hanging around with her cool, former O&A listening pals to joke about trannies, immigrants, dorks etc. without being scolded by her poorly chosen husband.

 

[CokeCanCock]

Tyrone and the homeboys are already warming up:

 

[guest]

Mama Raven

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

Her wish is probably a weekend of scissoring with her lady friend. It would be funny if she picked up a guy and he makes up some excuse about having to leave once he pulls those black yoga pants down and catches a smell.

 

[NoBacon]

The older pics of Nikki are kinda cute.

I don’t know why but I’m into plain Jane type girls, like Anne from arrested development. I find them more attractive than hot girls. She fits that mould, or she did. She looks haggard and fat with stringy old lady hair now. Pat has drained her of her essence.

 

[guest]

She's aimlessly roaming random creeks and puddles looking for frogs...frumpy bitch

 

[guest]

The older pics of Nikki are kinda cute.

I don’t know why but I’m into plain Jane type girls, like Anne from arrested development. I find them more attractive than hot girls. She fits that mould, or she did. She looks haggard and fat with stringy old lady hair now. Pat has drained her of her essence.

You are tricked by her youth in those pics and the benefit of seeing her current state. She is legitametly odd looking: big round goofy ears and a pineapple-shaped monkey skull + beedy eyes too close together and a long gonzo nose. Not to mention her androgynous anatomy (wider at the shoulders than the hips).

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

I don’t know why but I’m into plain Jane type girls, like Anne from arrested development.

her?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

You are tricked by her youth in those pics and the benefit of seeing her current state. She is legitametly odd looking: big round goofy ears and a pineapple-shaped monkey skull + beedy eyes too close together and a long gonzo nose. Not to mention her androgynous anatomy (wider at the shoulders than the hips).

Jewess

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Her hooking up with Jen Huber would mean she had to shower and clean herself up, so my guess is she’ll break out a nice $12 bottle of wine and roger herself with doc Johnson

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

She's aimlessly roaming random creeks and puddles looking for frogs...frumpy bitch


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I thought yoga pants were meant to properly shape a woman’s ass which is why they all wear them. The material acts as like a wonderbra for your rump, pushing the fat up and offering support while constricting excess adipose in the legs. This is just fucking sad… her left butt cheek is like a deflated balloon and the right one is like whattya want from me? That is the sorriest looking yoga pants ass I’ve ever seen. And on top of it her hips are just non existent. When you throw the helmet into the mix I would easily believe as a passerby that this was a Down syndrome male on a class field trip staring emptily at its own reflection and waiting for the para educator to come help open his Hi C ecto cooler

 

[Spraggy]

She’s going to wear her guy clothes and play Madden and NBA2K all weekend

 

[DanFielding]

She's going to dress herself up and head to a bar on the other side of town where she will be gangbanged in the men's room.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Do you think she's not allowed to attend because he thinks wives get lappened every time they attend a convention?

 

[guest]

Do you think she's not allowed to attend because he thinks wives get lappened every time they attend a convention?

She might be there. She was at Worldcon with him but they didn’t post pictures until after.