They both have stents and both of them are older than the Joe Sr was when his ticker gave out. Anthony certainly seems more frail though and his mind is probably starting to go.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Which Cumia brother dies and goes to hell first?
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You just roll them nowadays. It’s more symbolic than anything.
You have to lift the casket onto the roller thing but the funeral homes have people to help with that (I did that as a part time job for a while. My boss would always make faces at me and try to get me to laugh during the funeral)
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Does Joe go to hell? He didn't honour his mother but has he really done much else wrong? Oh, I just remembered the Big Apple Ranch so we can add sodomy to the list. Ant's going to one of the inner or outer circles of damnation though, whichever is the worst.
Joe strikes me as a run of the mill Long Island scumbag. Anthony is something far worse obviously.
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The only reason their hearts haven’t both exploded is the miracle of modern medicine.
I think Joe’s will go first because he’s obese and trying to make changes to his diet and health. It seems like being a fat unhealthy 65 year old is a bad time to start shocking your system with new habits, just ride out what you’ve been doing since your body is in a groove.
I think Joe’s will go first because he’s obese and trying to make changes to his diet and health. It seems like being a fat unhealthy 65 year old is a bad time to start shocking your system with new habits, just ride out what you’ve been doing since your body is in a groove.
brother joe lives an extremely healthy lifestyle and takes all his meds for diabetes and heart disease. Playing music has been proven scientifically to stimulate the brain and stop dementia so I expect Joe to live to 100! I am worried about AntH though, he's got to cut back on the road sodas! I'm worried he will just ignore health symptoms until it's too late!
His butthole is in pretty rough shape too
Barring some highly unlikely lifestyle change, Nana will be dead by 2024, maybe 2025 at the latest. He's already demonstrating symptoms of dementia and liver disease. When it all catches up to him, it'll happen very quickly. Boozebags like Nana always hit the wall sometime around age 60-65, and Nana's in that sweet spot right now.
On the other hand, I can see Joe experiencing a long, sad litany of health woes, mostly related to his obesity. Joe is destined to outlive Nana, at which point he'll become embroiled in a lengthy, bitter dispute with Dawn and Nana's beard over whatever's left of Nana's empire, and Joe will end up with nothing. It will, of course, result in tons of comedy gold, with lots of social media posts about "betrayals" and "pacts" and how he was responsible for his brother's career and is entitled to his share and etc.
On the other hand, I can see Joe experiencing a long, sad litany of health woes, mostly related to his obesity. Joe is destined to outlive Nana, at which point he'll become embroiled in a lengthy, bitter dispute with Dawn and Nana's beard over whatever's left of Nana's empire, and Joe will end up with nothing. It will, of course, result in tons of comedy gold, with lots of social media posts about "betrayals" and "pacts" and how he was responsible for his brother's career and is entitled to his share and etc.
I was going to say the one that got an angioplasty at 40 but now learned from reading this thread that both of these messes already had heart related surgical intervention so it's a tough one, man.