Me too but I can't even count the number of monster bushes I've seen when the drawers got pulled off back in da day. The real treat was the artsy mentally ill girl who bothered to shave, and there weren't many
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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In a similar vein, anyone post this bigass foreheaded bitch yet?
This whole thread might as well be alliance cunts. Mine included
I dated an art girl in college who kept it close shaven but halfway thru the relationship she made designs like Anthony Mason
She drove me wild in the opposite of sex. Thick Ricci was prime Ricci.
Also unrelated but girls having leg hair has always grossed me out way more than them having pit hair. Maybe I'm a fag
I hold both in extreme contempt. But I think pits is worse for me but idk if I ever dated a girl who had more than peach fuzz
Well yeah neither is ideal
I would have fucked her to death until I found out she was getting pummeled by Blowin Menjamin
You retards have no idea what average is. These days Melissa McCarthy is average. Young Sandra Bullock was average? lol gtfo of here.
I'll say this
I'll also say this as well- I've seen several iterations of this this thread in my almost 20 year forum career, and this thread was the closest to getting it right
You've got to be kidding. Agutter is in stunning shape (for a 71 year old) and has never not looked beautiful a day in her life. She's that ultra rare woman whose beauty wasn't destroyed by the ravages of menopause (i.e. she still recognizably looks like her younger self and hasn't developed 'man features' at all). Even more remarkably, she's English which by definition should result in total 'uglification' once she ages due to having shit-poor Euro-trash genetics but that actually hasn't happened either. I'd say she's one the genetic lottery myself.
If 71 year old Jenny Agutter asked me to slowly hump and grind on her I'd very likely say, 'Yes ma'am'
This is her in 2018
Also, Christina Ricci outgrew her forehead deformity by becoming a sizzling fucking hot middle aged woman, my god she's a temple of fuck goddess in the below bikini pic taken a couple of years back - she was weird looking pre-2000s, but not anymore - she's like a completely different person now.
You're right I just didn't have the balls to say it
Both are gross but hairy arms is an immediate no for me. What's she going to do, shave them?
CQ_Beans
I would destroy her ass and vagina and whatever other holes she has available.
90s era Natalie Merchant
Tanya Donnelly. Preferably 90s era, but she still looks good today
Juliana Hatfield. Any time, any place.
If you just ripped off her little sculpted dick is her vag still underneath?
I wanna fuck the shit out of Gillian Jacobs
I like Brie bettuh