Which average looking celebrity fills you with lust?

[John Wayne Gacy]

Don't you go deleting it like it never happened, pervert.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Toyotathon Jan can get it

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I would destroy her ass and vagina and whatever other holes she has available.

Would you?

 

[CQ Beans]

Would you?

Yeah, handsome I would. Christina Ricci can have all of my penis.

What are you car crashing now, short hat?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've been watching News Radio for the first time and that redhead bitch is odd looking in the face but I want to fuck her jew mouth.

 

[Kinderman]

I've been watching News Radio for the first time and that redhead bitch is odd looking in the face but I want to fuck her jew mouth.

Not average, but Maura Tierney was sexy as shit. I barely remember the redhead.

 

[Mustard]

Elizabeth Moss

Ive never seen the Handmaiden's tale and don't plan to. There's a photo I saw of her from like the early 2000s where she looked incredibly hot but I couldn't find it again. Also it frustrates me that fucking ugly hipster kike Fred Armisen was fucking her for awhile until he scared her off a few years later.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Elizabeth Moss

Ive never seen the Handmaiden's tales and don't plan to. There's a photo I saw of her from like the early 2000s where she looked incredibly hot but I couldn't find it again. Also it frustrates me that fucking ugly hipster kike Fred Armisen was fucking her for awhile until he scared her off a few years laters.

Oof! That's a man's face with just a little makeup. ... but to each his own.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Her eyes are at the mid line of her face

Nice forehead nigga

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oof! That's a man's face with just a little makeup. ... but to each his own.

I remember when that invisible man remake came out and I wondered why they'd choose a leading lady so ugly.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

I remember when that invisible man remake came out and I wondered why they'd choose a leading lady so ugly.

Now we know. The bi-sexual and closeted homo demographic.

 

[Mustard]

Oof! That's a man's face with just a little makeup. ... but to each his own.

Her eyes are at the mid line of her face

Nice forehead nigga

I remember when that invisible man remake came out and I wondered why they'd choose a leading lady so ugly.

Now we know. The bi-sexual and closeted homo demographic.

found the photo

Ya'll are gay af

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Now we know. The bi-sexual and closeted homo demographic.

I thought casting uggos was to be nonthreatening to the female audience. I mean the Handjobbers Maiden is a woman's show right? Makes sense.
The plot for nu-Invisible Man is about him staking this bitch right? He's what females think a narcissist is. It's the most hack shit ever. A real eye roller.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

I thought casting uggos was to be nonthreatening to the female audience. I mean the Handjobbers Maiden is a woman's show right? Makes sense.
The plot for nu-Invisible Man is about him staking this bitch right? He's what females think a narcissist is. It's the most hack shit ever. A real eye roller.

I'm sure you're right. I haven't watched anything more recent than Game of Thrones. No regrets.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I'm sure you're right. I haven't watched anything more recent than Game of Thrones. No regrets.

I still lived in mommy's basement when most of GOT aired. My mom used to watch these awful GOT "theory" videos on YouTube all the time. When my cat died she yelled at me for crying saying the neighbors would hear me meanwhile she was playing that garbage at max volume on her laptop.
That's my GOT story.

 

[Dennyislife]

Bel Powley looks dog rough and miserable yet something about her makes my pee pee twitch. She seems to get quite a few sex scenes for such a weird looking lady.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I still lived in mommy's basement when most of GOT aired. My mom used to watch these awful GOT "theory" videos on YouTube all the time. When my cat died she yelled at me for crying saying the neighbors would hear me meanwhile she was playing that garbage at max volume on her laptop.
That's my GOT story.

Winter is near

 

[UnPRePared]

Basia.

Granted, she looks like she's giving me the Lugosi "White Zombie" death stare, but still... Would.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Bel Powley looks dog rough and miserable yet something about her makes my pee pee twitch. She seems to get quite a few sex scenes for such a weird looking lady.

She looks like she has very droopy cunt lips. That said: she's definitely a 'would'.

 

[Jenna]

Hey guys I star in a show about an oppressive cult-like regime! Anywhoo, you guys ever hear about the Church of Scientology? Pretty cool people there!