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I guess he didn’t make it in time?Patrick was such a shitty lifeguard, he saw a 4-year-old drowning and waited 2 years to give her CPR.
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I guess he didn’t make it in time?Patrick was such a shitty lifeguard, he saw a 4-year-old drowning and waited 2 years to give her CPR.
Party Rick rocks the P-sippers.Just the word “the moo”
nah, I'm 11We were all 12 at one point, weren’t we?
I could get in bars when i was 15, when i was 13 i used to get smackheads to get me booze from the shops. I'm sorry you are too stupid to get that, i can't help you.I respectfully question your math on this. You got someone to do something for you when you were 15 and 13 at the same time? It could be the metal plate I have in my head
Reminder that this is where Pat was on 12/31/99
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