Where were you on December 31, 1999 at 11:59 PM

[42069]

FAWWWWK YEAH!!
PARTY RICK GETTIN SMAAAAASHED

Do you think he told people to check out the empties

 

[guest]

His writing is such shit. "The Wilderness"?

So the name of the hotel was The Wilderness and he was a lifeguard "in" that? That's why it's capitalized? His fucking vagaries, trying to look like some outdoorsman at first glance to Twitter fags.

Either way, he's fat.

I wonder if we can find out if children died there?

 

[guest]

I wonder if we can find out if children died there?

Date checks out.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

He’s a TERRIBLE writer!

You mean you didn't like "we were all of us underage"?

 

[guest]

 

[guest]

Date checks out.

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lol, again are we in a fucking simulation?

 

[Stent]

An undiagnosed hole in her heart sounds immediately suspicious. Even a simple stethoscope check would reveal something like that. It "tearing open" also sounds like bullshit. I bet he was too smart for that counselor as well.

Stop lying, fatty. You should be ashamed of using a fictitious child to get attention since you're a fictitious father to a real child.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Another lie from Fat

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1476022487955685378?s=21

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"we knew how to get alcohol"

Ya ask someone 21. I dunno why he presents that as if there's some kind of trick to it.

 

[guest]

"we knew how to get alcohol"

Ya ask someone 21. I dunno why he presents that as if there's some kind of trick to it.

Or ask MM Schill.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

. I used to go to bars when i was 15 and got smackheads to purchase lager and vodka for me when i was 13, it’s not hard to get booze when your underage.

I respectfully question your math on this. You got someone to do something for you when you were 15 and 13 at the same time? It could be the metal plate I have in my head

 

[kingship75]

FAWWWWK YEAH!!
PARTY RICK GETTIN SMAAAAASHED

When Party Rick rocks, he rocks a fat ass.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

We were all 12 at one point, weren’t we?

You have absolutely no way of knowing that for sure

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Dont forget volunteering to help retards.

That's like someone who previously never had a charitable bone in their body suddenly volunteering to "help" widows or newly-single mothers

He just wanted a whiff of that sweet Spaghetti-O's pussy

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

You have absolutely no way of knowing that for sure

You’re right, I don’t. What was I thinking?

 

[Guyincognito]

We were all 12 at one point, weren’t we?

 

[Jenna]

Date checks out.

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Patrick was such a shitty lifeguard, he saw a 4-year-old drowning and waited 2 years to give her CPR.

 

[N64 Cube]

Here's where Pat claimed to be a lifeguard

Indoor Waterparks - Wilderness Resort

INDOOR WATERPARKS Top Water Park in the U.S. by Trip Advisor “Travelers’ Choice” for 2016 AND one of Parents Magazines 10 Best Water parks for 2016!

www.wildernessresort.com

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

When Party Rick rocks, he rocks a fat ass.

what about my tag “half-a-house”? Except when I said it I’d say “half-a-hhoooouuussse”

cuz that’s the name I tag with

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

what about my tag “half-a-house”? Except when I said it I’d say “half-a-hhoooouuussse”

cuz that’s the name I tag with

Just the word “the moo”

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

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What childrens nightmares are made of