where we at with the Kitchen Nightmares?

[Monk]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC29i0PUtyjAXm8wZ2uXArsw/playlists

Gordon, Gino, and Fred's Roadtrip is fucking hilarious. The episode where they're in San Francisco had my ribs hurting bad. Gino D'Acampo is a fucking mad man.

 

[guest]

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The most English argument ever.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

YA FOOKIN' DONKEY!

 

[guest]

I like that Michael Pierre White made Gordon cry like a faggot. Plus Gordon’s own father called him a puff for wanting to go into cooking.

Poof or poofter is the word. Ramsay told another funny story about his dad, I think on the first show he did - Boiling Point. His dad was a Scottish alkie and when he was visiting Ramsay in London they went to a greasy spoon to have a fry-up (Full English breakfast.) The waitress asked them both if they wanted fried bread or toast with their breakfasts. Ramsay Sr said fried bread, Gordon asked for toast. The old man turned to Ramsay and said, "I see London's turned ye intae a snob."

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Poof or poofter is the word. Ramsay told another funny story about his dad, I think on the first show he did - Boiling Point. His dad was a Scottish alkie and when he was visiting Ramsay in London they went to a greasy spoon to have a fry-up (Full English breakfast.) The waitress asked them both if they wanted fried bread or toast with their breakfasts. Ramsay Sr said fried bread, Gordon asked for toast. The old man turned to Ramsay and said, "I see London's turned ye intae a snob."

fried bread sounds awful and i thought toast sandwich(3 toasts put together lol) was the dumbest food from UK

 

[guest]

fried bread sounds awful and i thought toast sandwich(3 toasts put together lol) was the dumbest food from UK

I've never heard of a toast sandwich, it must be something poor people eat. Fried bread is pretty awful. Imagine a slice of wonder bread shallow fried in vegetable oil and that's what it is. Good hangover food though, which is probably why Ramsay's dad likes it.

Edit - just looked toast sandwich up. So it's a slice of buttered toast in between two slices of un-toasted bread. This from Wikipedia-

A recipe for toast sandwiches is included in the [URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invalid_cookery']invalid cookery[/URL] section of the 1861 [URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs_Beeton%27s_Book_of_Household_Management']Book of Household Management[/URL] by [URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabella_Beeton']Isabella Beeton[/URL], who adds, "This sandwich may be varied by adding a little [URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulled_meat']pulled meat[/URL], or very fine slices of [URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_meat']cold meat[/URL], to the toast, and in any of these forms will be found very tempting to the appetite of an invalid."[URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich#cite_note-beeton-1'][1][/URL][URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich#cite_note-3'][3][/URL]

So it was a Victorian recipe for sick or mentally handicapped people, or "cretins" as they called them then.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I've never heard of a toast sandwich, it must be something poor people eat. Fried bread is pretty awful. Imagine a slice of wonder bread shallow fried in vegetable oil and that's what it is. Good hangover food though, which is probably why Ramsay's dad likes it.

i mean at least do what they do in china where they dip it in eggs first

 

[DMAN]

I fucking hate this stupid shitty show so much.

The formula is so contrived, he always shows up and fakes being nice to the powerless line cooks and waitresses, to prove he's a nice guy.
Then he just outright destroys these terrible hole in the wall dive businesses by airing their dirty laundry on his national TV show.

And the waitstaff, cooks, etc. are all chomping at the bit to throw their bosses under the bus.
And that's only when they aren't planting obviously fake actors into roles like "the lazy kitchen worker" to give him MORE fodder to lambast.
And he's always over the top picky about everything, he's never understanding. He expects restaurants with mold on the walls to have good food.

He actually picks apart the food with his fingers and yells "LOOK AT THAT!" while I'm sitting there like, Yeah no shit, you ordered the gayest most gross shit that was on the menu.

I worked in restaurants my teen years to early 20's.... None of us cared about our jobs. That's why we worked there.
The co-workers who'd show up and tell people to call them "CHEF" were certified faggots that were getting mocked daily.
Queers who did this ALWAYS worshipped Gordon Ramsey and Andrew Bourdain. "Hehehe, that guy fucked a girl in the freezer at work!" Wow that's disgusting and not funny at all but you think it's badass because you live a minimum wage kitchen pipe dream.

Cooking shows are on the level with the Fashion industry to me. You have to be a massive dog brain to be entertained by this queer hobby.
I barely want to watch my own food being scooped onto my plate, let alone do I wanna watch people cooking food I'll never eat.

You have to cook and wear clothes to live. How are either of those things considered entertainment?

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

Good call on the Kitchen Nightmares UK......but if you want to see where the legend was born you have to watch Gordon Ramsay Boiling Point.

 

[guest]

Had to toss that guy outta FH Rileys. LOTTA fawkin' problems with the film crew.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Good call on the Kitchen Nightmares UK......but if you want to see where the legend was born you have to watch Gordon Ramsay Boiling Point.

I miss when he actually hit people.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC29i0PUtyjAXm8wZ2uXArsw/playlists

Gordon, Gino, and Fred's Roadtrip is fucking hilarious. The episode where they're in San Francisco had my ribs hurting bad. Gino D'Acampo is a fucking mad man.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I went on a huge Kitchen Nightmares kick last year on Youtube. Gordon rules.

 

[DMAN]

The obviously fake and contrived reality shows are killing it for the Forum this week.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I have a sick compulsion to eat while watching it.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

The Opester doesn't fawk wit da Ramsey, doesn't even know who he is. Honestly, he would tell ya if he did.

 

[Mustard]

Haven't watched it in years but loved it as a youngster. I actually hate reality television.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Look at this disgraceful grilled cheese.