Where we at with closeted gay celebrities?

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Still spreading the O&A virus
Artie Lange might be a fag. But most likely he was just a heroin addict and junkie and not a closet case. He also repeatedly used the word 'faggot' on the air and ripped on Joe Buck on HBO for watching TMZ. He even said "what's your second favorite website......suckingcock.com?". Dude was just a fat junkie mess. Hence him not having any steady relationships. You could tell from his fights on air that he hated fags and Howard was way uncomfortable with him using the word 'faggot' over and over. Gary as well since his brother was a literal fag who died of AIDS.

Bearding for these closet cases in Hollywood or politics is easy. You spend your entire day working out, eating food from a private chef, and probably banging your real boyfriend. Then spend nights on the red carpet with A-listers. And you get paid to do it. Babysitting a 300lbs 40-year-old junkie is a nightmare. Especially when half of his fans are enablers. Artie said that basically all of his relapses were from fans giving him drinks and drugs.

One of the funniest moments with Artie was when he was in Vegas with the Stern Show. And the actor who played Gay Vito from The Sopranos was there. And Artie just kept calling him Vito and ripping on him for being a fag and asking the guy how many cocks he had sucked that day.
 

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Holding hands in a circle of N-words
One of the funniest moments with Artie was when he was in Vegas with the Stern Show. And the actor who played Gay Vito from The Sopranos was there. And Artie just kept calling him Vito and ripping on him for being a fag and asking the guy how many cocks he had sucked that day.
My favorite line he had that day was something like "Listen, I'll put on your suit and I'll be the fag." He was brilliant off the cuff and so blasted he couldn't remember any of it the next day.
 

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Artie Lange might be a fag. But most likely he was just a heroin addict and junkie and not a closet case. He also repeatedly used the word 'faggot' on the air and ripped on Joe Buck on HBO for watching TMZ. He even said "what's your second favorite website......suckingcock.com?". Dude was just a fat junkie mess. Hence him not having any steady relationships. You could tell from his fights on air that he hated fags and Howard was way uncomfortable with him using the word 'faggot' over and over. Gary as well since his brother was a literal fag who died of AIDS.

Bearding for these closet cases in Hollywood or politics is easy. You spend your entire day working out, eating food from a private chef, and probably banging your real boyfriend. Then spend nights on the red carpet with A-listers. And you get paid to do it. Babysitting a 300lbs 40-year-old junkie is a nightmare. Especially when half of his fans are enablers. Artie said that basically all of his relapses were from fans giving him drinks and drugs.

One of the funniest moments with Artie was when he was in Vegas with the Stern Show. And the actor who played Gay Vito from The Sopranos was there. And Artie just kept calling him Vito and ripping on him for being a fag and asking the guy how many cocks he had sucked that day.
Artie was asking Vito how to score that blood pressure medication.
 

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The Night Time Attitude
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Man of Steal
 

Ladynyahh

He's big and fat, he's Patrick Tomlinson
Don't know about gay but has anyone noticed Ricky Gervais seems very uncomfortable with anything sexual? For a guy who claims to talk about anything he has zero sexual content in any of his shows or standup unless its in some completely over the top cartoonish way. Plus I remember on o&a whenever anything about women or sexual was bought up he would clearly get uncomfortable and change the subject.
 
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Don't know about gay but has anyone noticed Ricky Gervais seems very uncomfortable with anything sexual? For a guy who claims to talk about anything he has zero sexual content in any of his shows or standup unless its in some completely over the top cartoonish way. Plus I remember on o&a whenever anything about women or sexual was bought up he would clearly get uncomfortable and change the subject.
That's just a lot of Brits of a certain age.
 
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