Where the fuck did Sebastian Maniscalco come from?

[johnnynoname]

today I learned that there is no such thing as a lazy construction worker (despite the fact that I was one and I also worked with several of them)

btw- in the same vein as the previous statement- there is also no such thing as a hungover construction worker

none of these things exist

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

today I learned that there is no such thing as a lazy construction worker (despite the fact that I was one and I also worked with several of them)

btw- in the same vein as the previous statement- there is also no such thing as a hungover construction worker

none of these things exist

When I worked on solar farms there were entire days that entire crews did zero work. Literally just hanging out and playing in the mud.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

today I learned that there is no such thing as a lazy construction worker (despite the fact that I was one and I also worked with several of them)

btw- in the same vein as the previous statement- there is also no such thing as a hungover construction worker

none of these things exist

You’re getting the wrong idea. I’m just saying being a waiter is not a hard job. Stop crying about people hurting your feelings. I’d rather wake up at 1pm than 5am to have people be rude to me.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I know of him from his podcast with Pete Correale which is a decent listen. He is at least not a woke faggot like most of comedy.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Literally just hanging out and playing in the mud.

You guys spent all day fucking each other? Gross, I’d rather work.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You guys spent all day fucking each other? Gross, I’d rather work.

We could have. There was one decent looking chick at the whole place and the one excavator guy used to fuck her on the job. People got in full on fist fights at those places and the bosses never knew. A lot of people were hammered all day too. You're acres out in a muddy field, there was no supervision.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Whenever one of my customers says "OMG- you know who'd you like (as a comedian)?", I sigh to myself and wait for them to say that asshole's name

it's like they never say Attell

They set you up perfectly to answer "Richard Jeni" or a hundred other hilarious guesses and you say nothing? I'm shocked they didn't compare you to Attell! What a motherfucking!

btw, I'm a waiter who from time to time likes to make jokes or be funny for my customers

You sound like a real hoot.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Flat Broke Geno let his cousin Sebastian have all the money. What a selfless drunk!