Where the fuck did Sebastian Maniscalco come from?

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

btw, I'm a waiter who from time to time likes to make jokes or be funny for my customers

Whenever one of my customers says "OMG- you know who'd you like (as a comedian)?", I sigh to myself and wait for them to say that asshole's name

it's like they never say Attell

I had some guy working at the grocery store I looked like "that comic". He couldn't remember the name but pretty sure he meant Burnt Chrysler and I wanted to kill myself

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Yeah, yeah. His father's balls. His mother's cunt.

Mr. Abe, language!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I bet you're a fun waiter. (I'm not being sarcastic)

I’d fucking hate that. Just be somewhat pleasant, bring me my food, and be at least kind of quick with the drinks. I don’t need to hear shitty one-liners.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I’m seeing him tonight at the Comedy Store. Not a fan, but he’s the headliner and I’ve always wanted to drop in at least once. Will report back.

 

[RaggotFetard]

Dude had a killer set tonight. No bs. I’ll never trash him again.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

He snuck onto a cruise ship one day and pretended to be the comedy act. People have been buying it to this very day.

 

[guest]

Dude had a killer set tonight. No bs.

He fucking killlllllllled? did he?

 

[RaggotFetard]

He fucking killlllllllled? did he?

Yes

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Dude had a killer set tonight. No bs. I’ll never trash him again.

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[johnnynoname]

I’d fucking hate that. Just be somewhat pleasant, bring me my food, and be at least kind of quick with the drinks. I don’t need to hear shitty one-liners.

and btw- that's what I am. I don't do one liners are try-hard to be "jokey"
believe me- NOBODY wants to be served by that THAT GUY from the movie "Office Space"

most of us have to make jokes or find levity because its a brutal job

 

[eggfeller]

I’m fine with him, saw him years ago and I swear to god he had Matarese open for him. I don’t hate Matarese either so he’s a good egg by and large.

this incident is thoroughly covered in the Joseph Matarese documentary series

 

[CruisinColin]

I'm sorry for linking Jim and Sam but this involves Denny Falcone

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

and btw- that's what I am. I don't do one liners are try-hard to be "jokey"
believe me- NOBODY wants to be served by that THAT GUY from the movie "Office Space"

most of us have to make jokes or find levity because its a brutal job

You wait tables. Try doing roofing or insulation you pansy. Why does everyone that works in a restaurant take themselves so seriously?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

You wait tables. Try doing roofing or insulation you pansy. Why does everyone that works in a restaurant take themselves so seriously?

I bet they call us civilians lol

 

[johnnynoname]

I bet they call us civilians lol

we actually do....that and "gauchos" because you must be some sort of big shot to have the temerity to have someone serve you while you sit and do nothing

 

[Cptbaldopie]

btw, I'm a waiter who from time to time likes to make jokes or be funny for my customers

Whenever one of my customers says "OMG- you know who'd you like (as a comedian)?", I sigh to myself and wait for them to say that asshole's name

it's like they never say Attell

You're probably not funny

 

[johnnynoname]

I'm painfully unfunny

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You wait tables. Try doing roofing or insulation you pansy. Why does everyone that works in a restaurant take themselves so seriously?

I do that shit and I think waiting tables looks hard. I'd probably end up accidentally dumping a tray of hot soup on some little kid's head or slamming someone's head into a table for being rude to me.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I do that shit and I think waiting tables looks hard. I'd probably end up accidentally dumping a tray of hot soup on some little kid's head or slamming someone's head into a table for being rude to me.

Sure but your construction boss has never been rude to you because otherwise you would have hammertacked his hand to a stud, right? I’m not saying it’s not annoying but let’s not pretend it’s hard. Plus if you work at somewhere that isn’t a shit hole or a breakfast place then you make way more money than you would with that skill set. Not to mention all the cash tips.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I bet they call us civilians lol

I’ll admit saying “Canadians” instead of “Cumias” is pretty funny. And yeah, they also call it the “industry.”