When I was a kid I thought a perm was a permanent haircut that let you not have to go the barber forever.

[PickleRickle]

If you had a doctors appointment coming up, you push it back an additional day according to how many apples you're eating.

 

[guest]

I saw some TV movie when I was a kid where a snake came up through someone's toilet. Convinced that that was a thing that happened regularly, and already deathly afraid of snakes, after that I checked the toilet before taking a shit every single time. I mean literally every time from age 8, or whenever I watched it, until well into my late teens. I'll be honest, I still do occasionally. Nothing would suck worse than some serpent sinking its fangs into your bag.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Thought "To be announced" in the TV guide a was a show, whenever tried to see what show was about cartoons or other kids shows would be on

I thought “Anonymous” was a prolific writer for a very long time.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

There is, you just have to go into one of the holes at a golf course.

“FIX YOUR DIVOTS!” That movie ruled. I probably watched it a thousand times as a child.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I used to think that on adult men the public hair would grow along most of the shaft of the penis.

Now I am an adult man and I know that I was a smart kid.

 

[DMAN]

I saw some TV movie when I was a kid where a snake came up through someone's toilet. Convinced that that was a thing that happened regularly, and already deathly afraid of snakes, after that I checked the toilet before taking a shit every single time. I mean literally every time from age 8, or whenever I watched it, until well into my late teens. I'll be honest, I still do occasionally. Nothing would suck worse than some serpent sinking its fangs into your bag.

Cakes? Why would anyone be afraid of Cakes coming out of their toilet?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO, SHNAKES!!!!

 

[guest]

Cakes? Why would anyone be afraid of Cakes coming out of their toilet?

[SIZE=26px]NOOOOOOOOOOOO, SHNAKES!!!![/SIZE]

I got this reference.

 

[DMAN]

I got this reference.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

It appears I'm the only one here who wasn't retarded as a child.

You grew into it.

 

[alkiefuck2]

-if I pick my nose and wipe it, it'll turn into worms
-my grandpa also said he ate worms (boogeyman stole the fawkin bit)
Used to also believe the olden days were in black and white sniff

 

[aRTie02150]

When I was a kid and first heard about spam mail I thought it had to do with the canned meat.

I remember an ad for an old 90s ISP and they mentioned the spam filter and they had some animation of mouth with a woman's voice saying "I hate spam." and it confused me so much because we ate spam in the house and I didn't hate it.

 

[Toast]

I saw a pic of an Asian chick spread eagle and I swear there were 3 holes.

And no not urethra but literally a third hole in the taint

That's the middle pussy, duh.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I knew girls didnt have a penis so I just assumed it was flat there and that their peeing was rerouted through their butt

i thought girls who wore turtle necks were hiding a neck penis

 

[Safka's Enticer]

i thought girls who wore turtle necks were hiding a neck penis

Turns out you're not wrong, just 20 years early

 

[guest]

Women's peehole and vagina were one and the same. Also thought it was just like a circle cutout between their legs.

Some full grown women think this. I’ve heard my wife explain it to someone over the phone before.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Some full grown women think this. I’ve heard my wife explain it to someone over the phone before.

Your wife’s boyfriend sounds dumb as fuck.

 

[Imager]

When I was four my mom got fired and I thought that meant they tied her to a stake and lit her on fire when Indians (we called them Indians back then not native americans) circled her doing war dances.

 

[Imager]

I saw some TV movie when I was a kid where a snake came up through someone's toilet. Convinced that that was a thing that happened regularly, and already deathly afraid of snakes, after that I checked the toilet before taking a shit every single time. I mean literally every time from age 8, or whenever I watched it, until well into my late teens. I'll be honest, I still do occasionally. Nothing would suck worse than some serpent sinking its fangs into your bag.

North Carolina Mom Finds Snake in Her Toilet in '2 a.m. Terror'

The mom took on the legless reptile in the early hours of the morning armed only with gardening gloves and a wooden spatula.

www.newsweek.com

Colorado woman ‘terrified’ to discover 4-foot snake slither out of apartment toilet

A Colorado woman lived out a childhood fear last week after she leaned over her apartment’s toilet bowl and saw a four-foot corn snake slither out.

www.foxnews.com

https://www.familyhandyman.com/article/how-to-avoid-snakes-slithering-up-your-toilet/ (this one has a great video)

 

[guest]

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.newsweek.com/snake-toilet-terror-woman-north-carolina-1620656[/URL]

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.foxnews.com/us/colorado-woman-snake-toilet[/URL]

[URL]https://www.familyhandyman.com/article/how-to-avoid-snakes-slithering-up-your-toilet/[/URL] (this one has a great video)

Thanks