When I was a kid I thought a perm was a permanent haircut that let you not have to go the barber forever.

[Jesse Ventura]

Women's peehole and vagina were one and the same. Also thought it was just like a circle cutout between their legs.

I thought this as well. I think until grade 6. I asked the teacher how do chicks pee if they have a tampon in and all the girls laughed at me. Then a girl raised her hand later in that same class and asked “what are balls?” and everyone laughed. So she got me outta the fawkin’ barrel.

 

[The Arm]

The first time I came I thought it was puss and that there was something wrong with me.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

That actually makes a lot of sense. A bit like "abo briefcase".

Abo briefcase?

 

[johnnynoname]

OP- that's a long title

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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We had Terry Clifford's son and now we've got Marion's. All the stars are here!

I say this far too often, but this pic never fails to make me laugh

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Women's peehole and vagina were one and the same. Also thought it was just like a circle cutout between their legs.

wait, they aren't?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I asked my dad what horse hooves were made of and he said wood. I believed that almost into my 20s.
I also thought you had to fuck a pussy from the top that's why you lay on top of them.

 

[aRTie02150]

OP- that's a long title

It's to engage conversation you asexual. Wanna mutual masturbate in separate rooms?

 

[guest]

Global warming

 

[guest]

There was a real world where Looney Tunes lived.

 

[guest]

When I'd hear adults say "so and so" I thought it was a real person. KOTH wasn't a show yet, but I pictured a John Redcorn figure that everyone knew. I always thought "who is this guy, why haven't I met him?"

 

[Meownaw]

I thought black people pooped white.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

I saw a pic of an Asian chick spread eagle and I swear there were 3 holes.

And no not urethra but literally a third hole in the taint

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

For awhile I thought To Kill a Mockingbird was called Tequila Mockingbird instead.

After losing the biggest trial in Macomb County, Atticus needed a fuckin drink

 

[DMAN]

There was a real world where Looney Tunes lived.

There is, you just have to go into one of the holes at a golf course.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

My grandpa had fake teeth, and one time I saw him take them out and he told me everyone could do that. I spent a long time trying to yank my own front teeth out. I was 23 and innocent.

 

[BraunsGhost]

I use to believe that it would take more than one sperm to make a baby. And that the people born with defects or retarded was because not enough sperm made it into the egg. *sniff*

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I figured plastic surgery meant all the parts were actually plastic as in my transformer and bionicle dolls and considered it a waste of money because my dolls all looked like shit just from playing a bit with them over the years.

Also my mom was wiccan and pretty crazy (redundant) and she made me believe on Halloween night she'd fly to a witches coven on a broomstick when I'm asleep. Believed that one until I was like 11, longer than Santa, and it kind of ruined my trust for my creepy witch, then afterwards liar mom.

 

[Dennyislife]

That the world used to be black and white. I asked my dad what life was like before colour. I am heating up just thinking about this. I must have been about 5 which is way too old.

 

[PogromStallone]

It appears I'm the only one here who wasn't retarded as a child.