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When Fatso is sent to prison on August 24th, what are we going to do with ourselves? Go back into the Cumia business?

Petworth dude

An honourable sperg.
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It feel like this goes on as long as Pat keeps responding to every text/Tweet/etc. in his fruitless effort to correcT the record.

In the unlikely chance that Pat quits responding to the funsters, 90% of Pat-related activity here will stop, and Literary Criticism will start to look like Musical Criticism - just a shell of its former glory, with a couple of nostalgia posts from social media to pique our interest every now and then.

If Fat and the Cumia Bros. are no longer engaging with us, then I say we move on members of the Rogan hack pack - namely, Redban. He's a fat retard just like Rick and Joe, and he's been known to sperg when provoked. I think Bedpan could be source of much entertainment.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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If Fat and the Cumia Bros. are no longer engaging with us, then I say we move on members of the Rogan hack pack - namely, Redban. He's a fat retard just like Rick and Joe, and he's been known to sperg when provoked. I think Bedpan could be source of much entertainment.
Who's the fella who drinks kerosene for its (obvious) health benefits?

He seems like he'd be productive.
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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I'm gonna start sending handwritten letters (he doesn't deserve to be lonely).

If possible, I'll also try to set up a forwarding service so he can commiserate with other falsely-imprisoned inmates... like some Jan 6th protesters.
 

bantadant

Fantastic Man
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Your first point: that's not a bad idea, but that's my B Side. My actual idea, if we pulled it off here as a collective, would crush his soul, destroying any semblance of defence he has left that there's, ahem, "masculinity" within him. It's still a long shot, but enough time has passed that I think we could do this.

But only if we're patient enough, because it would be very, very easy to cock up.
I don't think you need some elaborate ruse- just ask him nicely and he'll probably suck your dick
 

cliveowen

stlaker
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FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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I'm gonna start sending handwritten letters (he doesn't deserve to be lonely).

If possible, I'll also try to set up a forwarding service so he can commiserate with other falsely-imprisoned inmates... like some Jan 6th protesters.

What would be really funny would be a man-in-the-middle attack. Connect Pat up with a couple of Aryan Nation members, and then just translate a couple of terms as they go by. "Jews in charge of the banking industry" becomes "Republicans in charge of the banking industry", "MAGA Hat" becomes "Yarmulke", and vice versa.

His fascist oinkings about Trump supporters needing to be beaten, fired and hounded from their homes already have a real Kristallnacht feel to it; he should fit right in.

Then, when he gets out, they can all meet up at his place for dinner....
 

John Wayne Gacy

Patrick's real father
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It feel like this goes on as long as Pat keeps responding to every text/Tweet/etc. in his fruitless effort to correcT the record.

In the unlikely chance that Pat quits responding to the funsters, 90% of Pat-related activity here will stop, and Literary Criticism will start to look like Musical Criticism - just a shell of its former glory, with a couple of nostalgia posts from social media to pique our interest every now and then.

If Fat and the Cumia Bros. are no longer engaging with us, then I say we move on members of the Rogan hack pack - namely, Redban. He's a fat retard just like Rick and Joe, and he's been known to sperg when provoked. I think Bedpan could be source of much entertainment.
Damn, I didn't even consider the Roganverse. They all seem like a bunch of shady fucks with skeletons in their closets. I wonder if some reddit cocksuckah could push Joey Diaz into doing cocaine again.
 
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