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When Fatso is sent to prison on August 24th, what are we going to do with ourselves? Go back into the Cumia business?

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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My reddit contact has sent out around 10 forms/emails this year that are Joe related. All of them died on the vine. Joe is still warning the places that he gets gigs at about us, and he's still not bitching publicly about us.

However, the people who are saying that the Cumia business is dead haven't been watching Ant's COD streams. It's clear that the dementia is right on his doorstep, soon he'll start to lose what remains of his impulse control and respond to everything again. Also, I see a real opportunity for 'COD streams best of' videos which a couple of brothermen have already done a few times. The last stream Ant did he screeched out "your mother's dickface" about 50 times, it was fucking pathetic.
 

Suetonius

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My reddit contact has sent out around 10 forms/emails this year that are Joe related. All of them died on the vine. Joe is still warning the places that he gets gigs at about us, and he's still not bitching publicly about us.

However, the people who are saying that the Cumia business is dead haven't been watching Ant's COD streams. It's clear that the dementia is right on his doorstep, soon he'll start to lose what remains of his impulse control and respond to everything again. Also, I see a real opportunity for 'COD streams best of' videos which a couple of brothermen have already done a few times. The last stream Ant did he screeched out "your mother's dickface" about 50 times, it was fucking pathetic.
The massive correction of public perception that happened between 2014-2016 turning on Opie could easily happen with Ant. If Opie gets pushed enough into shitting on Ant more and the worm finally turns its over. All the brothamen need to do is break out the “ANTHONY CUMIA ADMITS TO FUCKING SUE LIGHTNING / RACISM / PEDOPHILIA / DOMESTIC ABUSE” videos and he’ll lose what he has left AND his mind at the same time. If I could collect my autism, and put myself through the torture, I could easily go through Cumias cod streams and compile multiple best ofs that could be spread around to cringe subreddits and shit. But thats the problem …it’s all so grueling.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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Like the great @DMAN said…Nanaposting is dead because WE gave up. WE GOT LOST. Did Cakestomp start trending on its own? How about the Amy Schumer joke theft? Antwan Kumiya? Sue Lightning? Self Cutting Girl. Back to Obscurity dms. Reporting his twitter. His book signing. Only a small fraction of O&A’s humiliations are their own fault, like Dani Brand or the Chip Cartoon perks. Don’t you remember what Opie told you??? WE are the REAL FAAAWKIN SHOW!!!!

Problem with that sweetie is that no one exists like that besides Pat. Hildy is a one trick pony propped up by Boomia, who’s gone, and Nobacon, who gave up on him. Jackie fucked off with us completely and so did Shane. There’s a reason we don’t “go after” Logan Lynn anymore. In some hypothetical universe where Pat gets life for Bernell Tramell, Patposting will truly be dead because there’ll be no content. But a short term prison stay ensures Patposting is alive.

Now heres the problem, who the fuck is Jim Stewartson? You have to get people to know and then even care about these characters. Most of them aren’t interesting beyond being associated with Pat and once they come here, if they’re not literally insane, they’ll fuck off and stop posting about us.

This has always been the Opie and Anthony forums. Patrick was a hobby that turned into a full time job. If Patrick disappeared tomorrow we’d go back to O&A posting, and if they disappeared we’d linger on whoever was left until this thing of ours is gone.

I want a return to the Cumia business.

Anthony has fallen far, and Joe tries not to engage, but there are ways.

This place is full of creative lads, engineers if you will, so so so so let's MAKE THINGS BETTER 🇺🇲

 

Suetonius

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I want a return to the Cumia business.

Anthony has fallen far, and Joe tries not to engage, but there are ways.

This place is full of creative lads, engineers if you will, so so so so let's MAKE THINGS BETTER 🇺🇲

I listen to the show. Patrick is completely secondary. The sad fact is is that all of our “resources” are pooled on him, mainly because he’s so active, and Patrick gets a shit ton of attention from outside places like KF. and he’s insanely easy to hate. You can’t get anyone outside of us to give a shit about Opie or Anthony.

Sniff. I hate to go pot tawwwlk with this faawwkin shit but each one of these “characters” has some sort of arc and a peak, and most of them have fulfilled it:
-Jackie reached her peak when she fucked off from here and accused a random guy of being a SWATter
-Shane reached his peak getting banned off Twitter for harassing Leslie
-Patrick is looking to reach his peak with prison, it’s basically inevitable
-Opie (sort of) reached his peak with getting fired.
-Bro Joe reached his peak with a Peoples Court appearance

Now where does Ant fall on that scale? No one can say his book signing was the peak because so much great shit happened after that. Nana can go so, so much lower. Wait quietly.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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I listen to the show. Patrick is completely secondary. The sad fact is is that all of our “resources” are pooled on him, mainly because he’s so active, and Patrick gets a shit ton of attention from outside places like KF. and he’s insanely easy to hate. You can’t get anyone outside of us to give a shit about Opie or Anthony.

Sniff. I hate to go pot tawwwlk with this faawwkin shit but each one of these “characters” has some sort of arc and a peak, and most of them have fulfilled it:
-Jackie reached her peak when she fucked off from here and accused a random guy of being a SWATter
-Shane reached his peak getting banned off Twitter for harassing Leslie
-Patrick is looking to reach his peak with prison, it’s basically inevitable
-Opie (sort of) reached his peak with getting fired.
-Bro Joe reached his peak with a Peoples Court appearance

Now where does Ant fall on that scale? No one can say his book signing was the peak because so much great shit happened after that. Nana can go so, so much lower. Wait quietly.

I have a thought on how to really get back into the Nana business. I don't necessarily want to spoil it, because I actually think it could work. Even Gosia, who is not one to be more than a witness to the events here, said if my idea was approached genuinely, she could see it succeeding.

But I'm not a part of the secret forum, so wadda I know? I rehearse, drink my coffee, eat my arugula, sing "Inside", I go home!
 

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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The massive correction of public perception that happened between 2014-2016 turning on Opie could easily happen with Ant. If Opie gets pushed enough into shitting on Ant more and the worm finally turns its over. All the brothamen need to do is break out the “ANTHONY CUMIA ADMITS TO FUCKING SUE LIGHTNING / RACISM / PEDOPHILIA / DOMESTIC ABUSE” videos and he’ll lose what he has left AND his mind at the same time. If I could collect my autism, and put myself through the torture, I could easily go through Cumias cod streams and compile multiple best ofs that could be spread around to cringe subreddits and shit. But thats the problem …it’s all so grueling.
Ant essentially needs the WingsofRedemption treatment. Someone making videos of his shitty COD play inter-spliced with old clips about his Sue/pedophilia admissions whenever he goes on a rant about democrats or trannies. If it's entertaining enough then it would get a lot more attention on his awfulness, the problem is that like you said, it's a fucking lot of work.

I want a return to the Cumia business.
Same.
 

Suetonius

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I have a thought on how to really get back into the Nana business. I don't necessarily want to spoil it, because I actually think it could work. Even Gosia, who is not one to be more than a witness to the events here, said if my idea was approached genuinely, she could see it succeeding.
The thing is is we don’t even have to go full Josiah to produce content with Anthony. If we could figure out some way to stream snipe him ala Wings it would piss him off enough to come here.
I rehearse, drink my coffee, eat my arugula, sing "Inside", I go home!
Got a tip for you brother…family secret…ALWAYS CARRY A BAG OF LAYS POTATO CHIPS. Trains your vocal cords like nothing else….thank me later….
 

UnPRePared

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The thing is is we don’t even have to go full Josiah to produce content with Anthony. If we could figure out some way to stream snipe him ala Wings it would piss him off enough to come here.

Got a tip for you brother…family secret…ALWAYS CARRY A BAG OF LAYS POTATO CHIPS. Trains your vocal cords like nothing else….thank me later….

Your first point: that's not a bad idea, but that's my B Side. My actual idea, if we pulled it off here as a collective, would crush his soul, destroying any semblance of defence he has left that there's, ahem, "masculinity" within him. It's still a long shot, but enough time has passed that I think we could do this.

But only if we're patient enough, because it would be very, very easy to cock up.
 
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The funny part about Pests fucking with Nana now is that "Catshit Crazy" Manbody Missy is going to be extra protective over his estate since it's obvious she has a large stake in it once 2-stent alcoholic Nana finally kicks the bucket. She'll be the one making sure no one stops any flow of money through his embarrassing game streaming and failing CP Media company.
 

Suetonius

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The funny part about Pests fucking with Nana now is that "Catshit Crazy" Manbody Missy is going to be extra protective over his estate since it's obvious she has a large stake in it once 2-stent alcoholic Nana finally kicks the bucket. She'll be the one making sure no one stops any flow of money through his embarrassing game streaming and failing CP Media company.
Anthony dying of a stroke than Missy Muscles taking his place would be perfect.

HAHA HOLEE SHIT!! ITS THE OPIE AND ANTHONYS GIRLFRIEND SHOW
 
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Anthony dying of a stroke than Missy Muscles taking his place would be perfect.

HAHA HOLEE SHIT!! ITS THE OPIE AND ANTHONYS GIRLFRIEND SHOW
Imagine caring what that boring, grifting, live-in prostitute has to say about anything. The Nana ballwashers who tune in to her streams in order to get asspats from Nana are some of the saddest simps on Earth.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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Cumia business is dead. I hate to say it but it isn't coming back. It's like trying to rehabilitate the typewriter business in the 21st century; it just aint happening.

Patposting isn't gonna die until Fat does. Whenever that is, be in 3 months or 3 decades, the next move will be onto his faggy orbiters, even the little ones. It's inevitable. It won't be Hildy, or Paul, but random fags from long past who have the same social-media-disease and reply to literally every atalker.

I'll say this myself: My reddit contact has signed up Jim Stewartson for black gay pornography websites on 4 different occasions, all under the name "Gay Nigger Jim", and every single time he has subsequently tweeted about it and sperged out blaming Mike Flynn/"Qanon" or Russia for doing it. When that HiFi fag was suspended he blamed "genocidal cyberstlakers funded directly by Russia" over such. There definitely could be some meat there for the rib business down the line.
We’re funded by Russia…
I’m in Vladivostok with Sergei, Nicolai and Rasputin (he’s not dead funsters!) and we’re putting a Trojan horse in Jim Stewartsons computer, comrades!

What a cunt Jim Stewartson is.
 

FurBurger

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I literally just signed up to this place to do an autistic breakdown of Brother Joe's People's Court appearance; and then the Pat posting got me.

So, if Pat goes to jail and there's nothing else coming from him, you've got that deeply topical piece to look forward to.
 

Midian9876

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Norton .. we cumming for you nigga
This would make the most sense, as he is the last one with any semblance of a career, but he also seems to be the one with the most self awareness and least sensitive. I don’t know how far it would go.

I still think the Tony Cumia business has a chapter or 2 left of being trolled.

And let’s be realistic, Pat isn’t going away forever. Hopefully it gives Nikki time to escape from his hold over her, but even as a homeless schmuck behind Hooligans, that Fag will find a phone and keep tweeting. We got another few seasons of Fatrick.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Cumia business is dead. I hate to say it but it isn't coming back. It's like trying to rehabilitate the typewriter business in the 21st century; it just aint happening.

Patposting isn't gonna die until Fat does. Whenever that is, be in 3 months or 3 decades, the next move will be onto his faggy orbiters, even the little ones. It's inevitable. It won't be Hildy, or Paul, but random fags from long past who have the same social-media-disease and reply to literally every atalker.

I'll say this myself: My reddit contact has signed up Jim Stewartson for black gay pornography websites on 4 different occasions, all under the name "Gay Nigger Jim", and every single time he has subsequently tweeted about it and sperged out blaming Mike Flynn/"Qanon" or Russia for doing it. When that HiFi fag was suspended he blamed "genocidal cyberstlakers funded directly by Russia" over such. There definitely could be some meat there for the rib business down the line.
I agree with messing with Jim Stewartson, he’s such an overdramatic faggot AND a mentally ill psycho which could really lead to some big laughs. I still laugh that HiFi actually told people his wife left him because of Trump / Russia and she had been brainwashed.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Like the great @DMAN said…Nanaposting is dead because WE gave up. WE GOT LOST. Did Cakestomp start trending on its own? How about the Amy Schumer joke theft? Antwan Kumiya? Sue Lightning? Self Cutting Girl. Back to Obscurity dms. Reporting his twitter. His book signing. Only a small fraction of O&A’s humiliations are their own fault, like Dani Brand or the Chip Cartoon perks. Don’t you remember what Opie told you??? WE are the REAL FAAAWKIN SHOW!!!!

Problem with that sweetie is that no one exists like that besides Pat. Hildy is a one trick pony propped up by Boomia, who’s gone, and Nobacon, who gave up on him. Jackie fucked off with us completely and so did Shane. There’s a reason we don’t “go after” Logan Lynn anymore. In some hypothetical universe where Pat gets life for Bernell Tramell, Patposting will truly be dead because there’ll be no content. But a short term prison stay ensures Patposting is alive.

Now heres the problem, who the fuck is Jim Stewartson? You have to get people to know and then even care about these characters. Most of them aren’t interesting beyond being associated with Pat and once they come here, if they’re not literally insane, they’ll fuck off and stop posting about us.

This has always been the Opie and Anthony forums. Patrick was a hobby that turned into a full time job. If Patrick disappeared tomorrow we’d go back to O&A posting, and if they disappeared we’d linger on whoever was left until this thing of ours is gone.
The thing is, Jim I strongly believe is actually insane. His tweets are something else with his hysterics.
 

Dennis Denuto

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The thing is, Jim I strongly believe is actually insane. His tweets are something else with his hysterics.
Jim Stewartson is getting sued right now just like pat and he's going to owe that faggot mike flynn a lot of money on top of what he already owes wells fargo because he is a deadbeat that wont pay his credit card debt. He is fucked.
 
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