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When Fatso is sent to prison on August 24th, what are we going to do with ourselves? Go back into the Cumia business?

chewtoyrapist

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This pig shit is so exhausting that I've barely been stalking my exes lately, so I'll probably catch up on that. Remember to never let this internet tomfoolery keep you from giving your attention to the people in your life who need it most, funsters.
 
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This pig shit is so exhausting that I've barely been stalking my exes lately, so I'll probably catch up on that. Remember to never let this internet tomfoolery keep you from giving your attention to the people in your life who need it most, funsters.
Ya but this week is out of control. Ive got a pat interview, court docs. Arrest warrant??It's unbelievable how this place just always tops itself. Dicks disabled. Been jerking off all day to this.

But what's next?

Prison, stlaker letters.
 

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Send him screenshots of your replies to his tweets, Kumiyaster.
Speaking of his twitter, I wonder what will happen there. He could lock it down so no funster shenanigans can happen if he gets taken out of the courtroom in cuffs, but that would require some awareness of the situation and foresight that I'm not sure he has. Not to mention it's a tactic admission that the funsters won in some way. Will nikki get a frantic jailhouse call so he can give her the password and have her curate it while he's away? If he does nothing, that's going to be weeks of 12 hour shifts correcting the record when he gets back.
 

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Cumia business is dead. I hate to say it but it isn't coming back. It's like trying to rehabilitate the typewriter business in the 21st century; it just aint happening.

Patposting isn't gonna die until Fat does. Whenever that is, be in 3 months or 3 decades, the next move will be onto his faggy orbiters, even the little ones. It's inevitable. It won't be Hildy, or Paul, but random fags from long past who have the same social-media-disease and reply to literally every atalker.

I'll say this myself: My reddit contact has signed up Jim Stewartson for black gay pornography websites on 4 different occasions, all under the name "Gay Nigger Jim", and every single time he has subsequently tweeted about it and sperged out blaming Mike Flynn/"Qanon" or Russia for doing it. When that HiFi fag was suspended he blamed "genocidal cyberstlakers funded directly by Russia" over such. There definitely could be some meat there for the rib business down the line.
 

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Speaking of his twitter, I wonder what will happen there. He could lock it down so no funster shenanigans can happen if he gets taken out of the courtroom in cuffs, but that would require some awareness of the situation and foresight that I'm not sure he has. Not to mention it's a tactic admission that the funsters won in some way. Will nikki get a frantic jailhouse call so he can give her the password and have her curate it while he's away? If he does nothing, that's going to be weeks of 12 hour shifts correcting the record when he gets back.
nice “tactic” stupid. what’s logan lynn been up to lately? i heard re-came out of the closet as even gayer
 

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Cumia business is dead. I hate to say it but it isn't coming back. It's like trying to rehabilitate the typewriter business in the 21st century; it just aint happening.
Like the great @DMAN said…Nanaposting is dead because WE gave up. WE GOT LOST. Did Cakestomp start trending on its own? How about the Amy Schumer joke theft? Antwan Kumiya? Sue Lightning? Self Cutting Girl. Back to Obscurity dms. Reporting his twitter. His book signing. Only a small fraction of O&A’s humiliations are their own fault, like Dani Brand or the Chip Cartoon perks. Don’t you remember what Opie told you??? WE are the REAL FAAAWKIN SHOW!!!!
Patposting isn't gonna die until Fat does. Whenever that is, be in 3 months or 3 decades, the next move will be onto his faggy orbiters, even the little ones. It's inevitable. It won't be Hildy, or Paul, but random fags from long past who have the same social-media-disease and reply to literally every atalker.
Problem with that sweetie is that no one exists like that besides Pat. Hildy is a one trick pony propped up by Boomia, who’s gone, and Nobacon, who gave up on him. Jackie fucked off with us completely and so did Shane. There’s a reason we don’t “go after” Logan Lynn anymore. In some hypothetical universe where Pat gets life for Bernell Tramell, Patposting will truly be dead because there’ll be no content. But a short term prison stay ensures Patposting is alive.
I'll say this myself: My reddit contact has signed up Jim Stewartson for black gay pornography websites on 4 different occasions, all under the name "Gay Nigger Jim", and every single time he has subsequently tweeted about it and sperged out blaming Mike Flynn/"Qanon" or Russia for doing it. When that HiFi fag was suspended he blamed "genocidal cyberstlakers funded directly by Russia" over such. There definitely could be some meat there for the rib business down the line.
Now heres the problem, who the fuck is Jim Stewartson? You have to get people to know and then even care about these characters. Most of them aren’t interesting beyond being associated with Pat and once they come here, if they’re not literally insane, they’ll fuck off and stop posting about us.

This has always been the Opie and Anthony forums. Patrick was a hobby that turned into a full time job. If Patrick disappeared tomorrow we’d go back to O&A posting, and if they disappeared we’d linger on whoever was left until this thing of ours is gone.
 
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