When did Halloween become an excuse for more gibs?

[Smeckler's Powder]

WWAWD parents who do those shitty trick or treating in parking lots thing? Way to make it unfun, cunts.

Lotta churches trying to trick people into becoming a member with those things. Sounded gay when I was a kid and I don't think we went to any of the ones our church did. I only wanted the real thing, straight into my Dracula veins.

"Congratulations on not being a faggot and going to the Mormon Chuches trunk or treat! If Bobby Picket were still around he'd be proud as hell, and if hell existed he'd be looking up at all of you, smiling like a retard! In fifteen short minutes we'll be carrying on his legacy with our annual Monster Mash contest! Clean the cobwebs out of your joints and be there if you dare! This is Ray Parker Junior with 'Ghooostbusteeerrrsss'"

 

[DMAN]

The "pause" is so far beneath you, DMAN.

The DMAN has no DEGO.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I saw this when I was living with my sister, and my devil's/niggers advocate answer is they probably recently never had a proper trick or treat so at 14 maybe they are out looking for some candy to lighten up their lives. Also it's trick or treat and some trickin' by teenagers is the forgotten part of Halloween. Just give them the damn candy, nobody wants any trouble.

 

[chiquita banana]

they probably recently never had a proper trick or treat so at 14 maybe they are out looking for some candy to lighten up their lives.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I really am feeling pretty gay for that whole post.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Get some red and blue flashing lights and put some siren sounds on your phone. Hook that baby up to a Bluetooth speaker and BOOM! You can run them off the street any time you like

 

[RobertMewler]

This gave me a good idea, I'm gonna have a bowl of cans corn and travel toothpastes to prank the kids.

Me: thank you!

Wish I were there to see it.

Three costumed kids come giddily scrambling up your porch steps... "Trick or treeeat!". You open the door and yell, "Ha ha! Trick!" while extending the bowl of horrors toward them. Oh to see their reaction loolllll.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Around here they moved Halloween to last sunday and it was during the day because kids are pussies now. I saw a bunch of parents wearing coshtumes looking for candy.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Around here they moved Halloween to last sunday and it was during the day because kids are pussies now. I saw a bunch of parents wearing coshtumes looking for candy.

Wtf? Where’s this?

October 31is the ONLY legitimate night to do The Mash and it’s coming up in FIFTEEN MINUTES! This is “Season of the Witch” by Vanilla Fudge!!

 

[RobertMewler]

Around here they moved Halloween to last sunday and it was during the day because kids are pussies now. I saw a bunch of parents wearing coshtumes looking for candy.

Same. The kids and parents were walking by the local high school. It was a huge crowd. I'm praying they didn't do a dumb "trunk or treat" in the school parking lot.

 

[Africa.com]

Wish I were there to see it.

Three costumed kids come giddily scrambling up your porch steps... "Trick or treeeat!". You open the door and yell, "Ha ha! Trick!" while extending the bowl of horrors toward them. Oh to see their reaction loolllll.

I got a big cedar out front of my house that I left up one last year bc my wife is on candy duty (aunt and uncle taking the kid trick or treating) and I got a Michael Myers costume that I'm gonna coming shooting out from behind the tree to spook the kids. Then I'll cut that piece of shit down Sunday

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

WWAW corn mazes? Used to have several around me when I was living in Idaho, now I've gotta drive an hour.

You chose the right street for your tricks AND treats boys and girls at the top of the hour we've got the annual MONSTER MASH contest! Ghosts and ghouls alike will be mashing like they've never mashed before! This is Atlanta Rhythm Section with THEIR take on 'Spooky'! Same song, slightly different band! Some folks don't realize it's the same guitarist and keyboardist from Classics IV!

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Fifteen minutes kiddoes! Here's Donovan with 'Season of the Witch"!

 

[Steve Ramone]

My daughter's favorite thing she got last year was a potato.

 

[johnnynoname]

Halloween is an excuse for me to make more JIZZ

i mean- it's called "Hallow-ween"

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Come one come all! Back by popular demand! You've TRICKED, you've TREATED, and now it's time to MASH, Alda style! Coming up in 15 minutes we've got the stuff to make the Mashed Potato look like mashed RETARD SHIT!! This is is Electric 6 with 'DEVIL NIGHTS"!!!!

 

[BrotherMan1488]

The whole "the negro kids took all the candy out the bowl!" shit only happens to hermit-ass white folks who leave a bowl of candy on the porch. Make them ring the doorbell and hand them one piece of candy. As a (white) kid I'd never take the whole bowl but I'd always take a generous handful from an unsupervised bowl of Reece's.

What did you think of the assholes that gave out popcorn? , the coolest folks gave out cans of pop , child

 

[aRTie02150]

What did you think of the assholes that gave out popcorn? , the coolest folks gave out cans of pop , child

Damn I forgot all about getting random cans of Sprite at some houses.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Gimme an M
Gimme an A
Gimme an S
Gimme an H

What does that spell?! A damn good Halloween! While you're awaiting said Monster Mash(only 15 minutes away), if you haven't already, grab a raffle ticket at the foot of the driveway, write your name on it and put it in the little free library, cuz at midnight we're giving away not one, not two, but THREE commemorative "I did the Mash" T-shirts! Just to wet your whistle, heres a preliminary spin of 'Monster Mash' by the late great legend himself, Bobby Picket!

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Suburbanites act like Halloween is turf warfare.