When did Halloween become an excuse for more gibs?

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

The black kids always negotiate with what they can have. And if you tilt the bowl at them so they can pick their own candy, it's a fishing expedition. I will say they're the most consciousness when it comes to saying "thank you" fwiw

 

[Turk February]

I remember my mom not giving a highschool kid candy on Halloween one time. It was egregious though, he was like over 6' and just wearing regular clothes with a Scream mask. She made him lift the mask and he had a big wispy ginger pube beard. She was like "Maybe if you actually tried with your costume. That's just a mask."

I'll give whoever a piece of candy, I don't give a shit. I give older kids one piece and let little kids pick a few of what they want.

One Halloween in high school my friends were a bit drunk and we just taped cardboard and tin foil to our selves. "We're fucking robots" and went trick or treating. If you don't give me candy prepare to clean egg off you brickwork.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Holy FUCK I would love/hate being your neighbor

We're not a loud party house and I'm pretty friendly to the surrounding neighbor....folks. My band practices aren't even loud enough to disturb anybody and every house around usually has one or two days of loud music a year each. I take it upon myself to "host" Halloween for the neighborhood, often times as Dick Valentine from Electric 6. The only one that gets annoyed is my wife, who sneaks trying to turn the volume down all night, whilst I turn it up and we close the night out with her chasing me around with a rolling pin.

"You heard right Monster Mashers, 15 minutes from now we're gonna find out if you have what it takes! It all comes down to this, Halloween 2024! This is "Spooky" by Classics IV!"

 

[Jenna]

When I was a freshman in high school, me and my friend Matt weren't allowed to come to school in costume with the rest of our grade and we were salty about it. So we decided to trick-or-treat home after school around 3pm, I can't recall the simplistic costumes we came up with.

Just going door-to-door, sun shining bright, every house had candy ready to give out. The rejections were so funny, and still 85% of the houses gave us candy. We're still kids!

 

[Andy Elliott]

I went to this fat guys duplex yesterday dressed as a giant pig and he didn't answer the goddamn door. Fat faggot with bitch tits didn't even leave a bowl out for us. Shitty neighbor and fat

 

[Brooke Shields]

me and my friend Matt weren't allowed to come to school in costume with the rest of our grade and we were salty about it

if you don't expound on why I can only assume you tried to come in as 69ing cocksuckers

 

[Jenna]

if you don't expound on why I can only assume you tried to come in as 69ing cocksuckers

Nah it's tradition freshmen aren't allowed to dress up for halloween. We had to do it, so now you do it tee hee!

 

[DMAN]

OP Translation: "I love to lure children with candy and their reaction gives me pleasure."

PAUSE

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

One Halloween in high school my friends were a bit drunk and we just taped cardboard and tin foil to our selves. "We're fucking robots" and went trick or treating. If you don't give me candy prepare to clean egg off you brickwork.

The odd time I get older kids here it's later at night when the lil fellers have had their fun and the porch light is still on. You wanna draw a dick on your face with your girlfriend's mascara? Have some candy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

OP Translation: "I love to lure children with candy and their reaction gives me pleasure."

PAUSE

The "pause" is so far beneath you, DMAN.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"PWAUZZ"

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

"PWAUZZ"

PWAUZZ for the CWAUZZ

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

One year I put out a bowl and covered these big guys under a bunch of tiny hersheys, for a treat, usually I'd never get any big bars
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I was left with 6 big useless butterfingers at the end of it all. What kid who's tried them once wants to ever get that shit stuck in their teeth again? It's a thin layer of chocolate wrapped around some scraped off a 5 year old mouse-trap dried peanut butter

In the 2000's tey changed the butterfinger ingredients and that softened them up from being rock hard.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Candy corn is great with M&Ms and popcorn. If the popcorn is hot(which is ideal) just mix the M&Ms and candy corn together and add the popcorn to them in your mouth

Anything is good with M&Ms which is why trail mix has it.

 

[aRTie02150]

My favorite part of Halloween is that is solidifies that women are boring and lazy and just get a slutty costume.

Oh a sexy nun? Cool
Oh a sexy nurse? Cool
Oh a sexy policewoman? Cool
Oh a sexy zombie? Cool

Meanwhile you see men holding their bloody severed head as a costume.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My favorite part of Halloween is that is solidifies that women are boring and lazy and just get a slutty costume.

Oh a sexy nun? Cool
Oh a sexy nurse? Cool
Oh a sexy policewoman? Cool
Oh a sexy zombie? Cool

Meanwhile you see men holding their bloody severed head as a costume.

Has anyone ever dressed up as a sexy prostitute? Please call in with your answer. I have the list right here.

 

[Ronnie G]

I had to work late in a retail store one Halloween night when I was like 18. I was starting college and the folks had me paying for more stuff, so I needed da muh-nay; plus I was too depressed about growing up so fast to go party anyway. I remember seeing everyone in their costumes, grabbing last minute amenities before heading out to have more fun than me. Woooee iss meee.

Anyway, I had a formerly nerdy female friend who was emerging into quite a sexy gal by this age and she knew I was working, so she stopped by the store with three of her friends. They were seriously just dressed as sluts, like corsets and stockings, I dunno wtf they were going for. "We had to come show you our outfits, tee-hee." Then the four of them all modeled for me and I decided not to kill myself for another day. Thanks Katie, you FAWKin made my night!

 

[Africa.com]

Have a separate nigger bowl with only candy corn and travel toothpastes.

This gave me a good idea, I'm gonna have a bowl of cans corn and travel toothpastes to prank the kids.

Me: thank you!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

My favorite part of Halloween is that is solidifies that women are boring and lazy and just get a slutty costume.

Oh a sexy nun? Cool
Oh a sexy nurse? Cool
Oh a sexy policewoman? Cool
Oh a sexy zombie? Cool

Meanwhile you see men holding their bloody severed head as a costume.

I (24, at the time) had my 18-year-old girlfriend dress as a Catholic school student and I went as a priest. Went over very well, vuuury vurrrry well with my circle of friends.

 

[LiberalPussy]

WWAWD parents who do those shitty trick or treating in parking lots thing? Way to make it unfun, cunts.