What’s the most ghetto name you’ve ever heard?

[Prison Enjoyer]

The worst football name I've ever heard was Blenda Gay, who played DE for the Eagles in the 1970s. He was later murdered by his wife, so his unique name (yep he was black) didn't do him any favors, obviously. Who the fuck would name a kid Blenda?

Jesus.

In December 1976, Roxanne Gay cut her husband's throat as he slept, killing him. She was charged with the murder by the Camden County, New Jersey district attorney. Roxanne claimed that the attack on her husband was purely self-defense and alleged that her husband was extremely violent and abusive. ... A panel of psychiatrists in a sanity hearing found that Blenda Gay had not abused his wife, and Roxanne Gay's attorney admitted there was no evidence that the beatings had occurred.[5] Ultimately, Roxanne Gay was determined to have schizophrenia and confined to the Trenton Psychiatric Hospital.[3] All charges were dropped.[5] She was released in 1980.[7]

3 years. For slitting his throat as he slept.

 

[RaggotFetard]

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Jesus.

3 years. For slitting his throat as he slept.

And he's totally forgotten, all because of that stupid name.

 

[BUBBLER]

All these football player examples makes me wonder what kind of names unknown niggas in the hood are walking around with

 

[captain_kamala]

All these football player examples makes me wonder what kind of names unknown niggas in the hood are walking around with

Helping my kids write out the names for their valentines cards when they were little was torture

 

[BUBBLER]

Helping my kids write out the names for their valentines cards when they were little was torture

Any good ones you can remember?

 

[PickleRickle]

A bogan I went to elementary school with, straight off the reservation. Harry Slipperjack.

 

[LiberalPussy]

More just faggy white people shit than ghetto but I know a kid named Seven. It means nothing either. The stupid cunts just like how "Seven" sounds I guess.

 

[Child..]

I love Black names...they figured out how to repurpose English for their needs, its like how we figured out welding RPGs into Toyota pickup trucks and now every rebel does it.


Asians will take on normal names but still have their weird Asian surname...Tracy Chong etc

Hood names are a work of art. Also they sometimes adopt names White ppl abandoned, like Tyrone, and make it cool.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

I love Black names...they figured out how to repurpose English for their needs, its like how we figured out welding RPGs into Toyota pickup trucks and now every rebel does it.


Asians will take on normal names but still have their weird Asian surname...Tracy Chong etc

Hood names are a work of art. Also they sometimes adopt names White ppl abandoned, like Tyrone, and make it cool.

Your name, Liban Mohamed, tells every respectable white person that you're an uncivilized, low-IQ immigrant who should be ignored if not beaten to death on site.

Nice name stupid.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Aquakleen

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Someday there will be a college football player named Hot'Cheeto Jones

 

[StlakerFatti]

Kurowskybob Pierre - Wikipedia

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haitians have become very creative themselves

 

[Brooke Shields]

during probably wife swap, a black kid's first name was Cashflow, which I used for every video game character afterwards

 

[WorId Wide Web Wyyzrd]

how we figured out welding RPGs into Toyota pickup trucks and now every rebel does it.

 

[ElectricJigaboo]

An ex coworker of mine at my previous was named Angelesha.

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

I’ve heard some crazy ones of the years - a girl named Hyundai, a young boy named Outlaw, but what’s the worst? Or maybe a popular one that’s awful? Personally I think “Neveah” is the worst - it’s heaven spelled backwards and I’ve seen it used more than once.

I guess when I come across them in my job, I am posting them in this thread. I have seen some doozies.

I send them when I come across them to one my besties for WTF Canadian name is this.

Okay, searched some of our text messaging..

Pequitta
Mykle
Gregerick
Zebshawmell
Idameisha
Darrinique
Stequan
Uhretha

LMAO reading some of the messages between us.

 

[Child..]

I guess when I come across them in my job, I am posting them in this thread. I have seen some doozies.

oink oink...this is your anthem:

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

oink oink...this is your anthem:

Liban you are poor, uneducated, and alone.

 

[CutesyMissy]

I used to clean toilets at the airport, so I worked with A LOT of blacks.

Although I only remember a few hall-of-famers (swapped last names, to avoid doxing):

• J. Juicy Jeffries (where "Juicy" wasn't a nickname).
• LaDeela Jackson (fat obnoxious cunt, as suggested by the name).
• MelPower Griffin (about 6'8" 240, and hilariously dumb. Thankfully not violent or lazy).
• LeJermaine (Jermaine is already a french name) Webber.
• Charles Cantavious Leonard (the name was fantastic without the ebonic idiocy in the middle).