What’s the most ghetto name you’ve ever heard?

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Ketanji Brown Jackson

It's not ghetto per se, but extremely black.

I also heard about a nigger named Dayquil recently.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

It's not the craziest sounding name, but I remember this black lady telling me that she named her son 'Jonner.' What I thought was funny about it was that she said she was pregnant and watched Terminator. She went on and told me, I really liked the names John and Conner, so I just combined the 2. You know, I just wanted something different.

 

[LingerLonger]

There were two NBA prospects many decades ago named Scientificmaps and Geographicmaps that were brothers.

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

In Colombia a common name among the blacks living on the pacific coast is “Usnavy” because they saw the US navy ships and thought it was cool.

 

[captain_kamala]

In Colombia a common name among the blacks living on the pacific coast is “Usnavy” because they saw the US navy ships and thought it was cool.

This is true. Cuban and Dominican names are a whole nother level

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Dijonnaise. I was at a park and heard a black mom yelling it at her daughter endlessly.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I saw a girl with a regular black name, Brenda Jackson or something, but her middle name was like 6 different words with hyphens in between. All stuff black people think makes them seem important. It was something like Royalty-Diamond-Love-Butterfly-Unique-... I remember butterfly was one of them. It was fucking retarded.

 

[New Name]

Latrina

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Rodney King

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Joseph Cumia

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

More just faggy white people shit than ghetto but I know a kid named Seven. It means nothing either. The stupid cunts just like how "Seven" sounds I guess.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I’ve heard some crazy ones of the years - a girl named Hyundai, a young boy named Outlaw, but what’s the worst? Or maybe a popular one that’s awful? Personally I think “Neveah” is the worst - it’s heaven spelled backwards and I’ve seen it used more than once.

Panama Jackson

Out of all the names mentioned, this is the one that made me burst out laughing. Probably because it's retarded in a completely different way than what I was expecting.

Nigga sounds like an explorer or big game hunter from the 1800s.

 

[Dog Eater]

I have no idea what her name was, but on the first day of a temp agency job they told us to send them an email with our name in the subject line and our documents attached. This girl said my name wouldn't fit so I used an abbreviation. How many characters is that? She also couldn't pronounce abbreviation.

I know a lot of ghetto named people but they're pretty unique and doxxable.

What about the ones who name them after African cities they’ve never been to.

 

[RaggotFetard]

That time Sharkeisha sucker punched ShaMichael.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Leeboy stackhouse

We heard you!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

George Floyd's mom is named Larcenia. I am not making this up.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Chappelle made me laugh when he said "Clarence Greene" gets you automatically logged out of booking.com.

 

[Chive Turkey]

George Floyd's mom is named Larcenia. I am not making this up.

Whoever's writing the script for human civilization has really jumped the shark recently.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There's a CFL player named Poop Johnson.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

It's like they're making usernames. "John is taken. But you can be John3282. Or put whatever, it doesn't matter."