What’s the last “boomer moment” you had?

[Guest]

This post is true to form On-Topic boomerism. The DMAN would tell you if he was lying about that. Genuinely.

Son, How do you think swiping a card is still something we do? That black bar is useless. We've been inserting the chip for a decade. You're making it tedious for yourself by doing it wrong in the first place. You don't have to touch the sensor, The DMAN hovers his phone over the thing and it works. Where we at with the grown men not knowing how to electronic bank?

I do all of my banking through cashapp. Never had an issue

 

[Mr. Fuck]

This post is true to form On-Topic boomerism. The DMAN would tell you if he was lying about that. Genuinely.

Son, How do you think swiping a card is still something we do? That black bar is useless. We've been inserting the chip for a decade. You're making it tedious for yourself by doing it wrong in the first place. You don't have to touch the sensor, The DMAN hovers his phone over the thing and it works. Where we at with the grown men not knowing how to electronic bank?

Chips malfunction all the time, and the magnetic strip gets fucked up. Nothing works right. Also my phone is a piece of shit.

 

[Brooke Shields]

(not the crying laughing emojis which are usually blacks only)

Is that true for some reason, and why?

My only experience in this is pissing people(only ever black) off in 2k with my buddy where we'd hog the ball only passing to eachother until people would join our white-party for us to have goofy white fun with

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Felt disgusted at something I saw on YouTube. There was someone talking and the subtitles were on. They censored words that conveyed any violence like h*t or p*nch. I immediately went into full Joe Cumia mode like FUCKIN ZOOMER SNOWFLAKES!!

 

[Chive Turkey]

Felt disgusted at something I saw on YouTube. There was someone talking and the subtitles were on. They censored words that conveyed any violence like h*t or p*nch. I immediately went into full Joe Cumia mode like FUCKIN ZOOMER SNOWFLAKES!!

Wait until you realize they say 'unalive' instead of 'suicide' because Youtube's AI pushes vids down the algorithm if they use the latter.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

I bought a house in third grade for $42,000.

 

[Mr. Fuck]

Wait until you realize they say 'unalive' instead of 'suicide' because Youtube's AI pushes vids down the algorithm if they use the latter.

Videos I've seen about unsolved crimes have to censor "rape" by just muting, even if the whole story revolves around a rape. It's like plugging your ears and pretending that never happens, while still trying to enjoy a gruesome mystery with that as an element. Retardation.

 

[Stent]

My car got dinged so it's been in the bodyshop. They said it would be ready Friday. I stupidly thought that meant it would be ready on Friday. I also had to call them to ask about it. It was half an hour before the end of the day on Friday because they couldn't just call me to let me know.

I'm going to fuck up their loaner car before they get it back.

 

[DMAN]

Chips malfunction all the time, and the magnetic strip gets fucked up. Nothing works right. Also my phone is a piece of shit.

The DMAN has never had an issue with any of his chip cards. Get a new card. They're usually free. Wtf have you been doing to that thing for it to have a buildup of gunk in a few short years?

 

[Ronnie G]

I almost always print out my airplane boarding pass. Many carriers require an app for it to display properly on your phone, plus I like finding the paper in my clothes weeks later and revisiting the memories

 

[Africa.com]

I cleaned my pickup today, then drove to a car wash and signed up for the unlimited ultra washes for a month for $45 plan

 

[New Name]

I listened to Boston

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I really want a car from the 1960's without all the plastic bullshit and clutter but then I realized I had a USB port in my new vehicle with all my music on it because I hate the radio. But having mp3 files in a folder also made me feel like a boomer.

 

[guest]

having mp3 files in a folder also made me feel like a boomer.

it's superior though

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

This post is true to form On-Topic boomerism. The DMAN would tell you if he was lying about that. Genuinely.

Son, How do you think swiping a card is still something we do? That black bar is useless. We've been inserting the chip for a decade. You're making it tedious for yourself by doing it wrong in the first place. You don't have to touch the sensor, The DMAN hovers his phone over the thing and it works. Where we at with the grown men not knowing how to electronic bank?

Look at mr fancy pants over here with his contact less chip cards and no cash in the wallet. How's life in the big city you twat?

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I paid about 1000 bucks of late fees on invoices over the years because I'm a pothead, adhd shit for brains and don't remember having physical snail mail. I set up automatic billing with my rent, phone, internet and health insurance I pay for monthly and it's been PFG.

I use contactless payment everywhere but I still keep a wad of cash at home for emergencies or when the overlords take over my account.

I thumbs up emoji about 90% of communication directed at me on social media. I sometimes go days without checking it.

 

[guest]

I paid about 1000 bucks of late fees on invoices over the years because I'm a pothead, adhd shit for brains and don't remember having physical snail mail. I set up automatic billing with my rent, phone, internet and health insurance I pay for monthly and it's been PFG.

I use contactless payment everywhere but I still keep a wad of cash at home for emergencies or when the overlords take over my account.

I thumbs up emoji about 90% of communication directed at me on social media. I sometimes go days without checking it.

that's boomer? I do all that.

 

[lil chud]

Wait until you realize they say 'unalive' instead of 'suicide' because Youtube's AI pushes vids down the algorithm if they use the latter.

Unironically 1984 type shit. I hate it. Don't even get me started on "hate speech" which DOESN'T EXIST IN THE UNITED STATES. I hate the sterilization of the internet, it boils my blood.

 

[DMAN]

Look at mr fancy pants over here with his contact less chip cards and no cash in the wallet. How's life in the big city you twat?

Lol Nigga carries cash and thinks it makes him a blue collar worker from JERSEY!!!!!!!!!

AND I PAY CASH!!! I rule!!!

 

[:sumaturry:]

If you're a woman you're fucking broke anyways from buying Barbie dolls and gummy bears all day. My wife left her wallet in my glove box two days ago and I was going to tell her but I'm curious to see how long it takes her to miss it, give up on looking for it and mention it in passing to me.

I'm betting Tuesday.

It was Wednesday