What's the extra shit you wished was in Josiah #5?

[quasi101]

That's the best part of the entire saga. Patrick had an out. He could have easily denied everyone the satisfaction of tape 5 and it would have ruined everything. Imagine if it had just ended with josiah saying "fuck, he hung up". The disappointment in his voice is palpable. I can only imagine the glee josiah felt when that fat idiot phoned him back because he thought he could give him the business and win the day. The first four tapes are kind of interesting but they would have just been curious artefacts from a niche laughingstock. Tape 5 made it accessible to outsiders. The weird norman bates regression and the impotent childsplosion gave it the hook it needed to take it to the big leagues and made it one of the most awesome things I've ever heard on the internet, and it was not only completely unnecessary but it was 100% fatricks fault. "Pat" is apparently shorthand for "Pathological"

good thing he was drunk as well. the odds of that were *checks notes* 100%

 

[EraGodless]

For me it's 3 things:

I would have loved to hear Pat try and defend that Hooligan's soup that looks like someone jizzed into a bowl of liquid shit.

It would've busted my ribs if he childed Josiah about Kyle's varsity athleticism.

Also if we'd known about TorqueWheeler at that point, it would've been an extra 45 hilarious minutes of Pat's trembling almost crying voice as he pretended to be a tough guy.

Patrick going out like Hunter S. Thompson and letting The Monster win.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I would have loved it if he handed the phone to Niki

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

One grown man was accusing another grown man of speaking like he had peanut butter in his mouth and then he called him “little baby child”. I’d say it went pretty well.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I like to think Pat hung up, had a full on meltdown and then his Mama Raven personality took over. Something snapped in that brain of his. He turned into a completely different person. Nigga needs to be on some kind of medication

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Not only would Pat argue with a fence post, he’d install one just for that purpose.

Yeah, backwards.