What's something embarrassing you have in common with Pat?

[WifeStoreWill]

No one will pay me to write a book

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I’m not a good standup comedian

 

[TomFromNawlins]

12-year-old me was very much like 43-year-old Pat in terms of dishonesty and grandiosity.

 

[eggfeller]

i get pissy when i’m drunk too & get the impulse to say “no, child, that did not occur” or “wrong as always, child” & consider that to be winning the argument

 

[Jenna]

We both fight racists on the internet in a childish, immature manner.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Could stand lose a few pounds

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I'm not racist

 

[firstimelongtime]

Drink too much, owned a Mustang at one point (long since bought a big boy car), have some non-standard pets.

(edit: but the redeeming mitigations are:

a) I'm painfully aware of it, but also haven't fucked up my life yet, so it's not problematic outside of my own self-awareness.

b) I bought it after an awful, high speed wreck in a smaller car. I wanted something that would absorb a hit more, and hate driving trucks.

c) I take care of them obsessively, unlike jiggle-tits who keeps his lizard in a glass shoebox, as we just found out.
)

 

[Meownaw]

I fart on my couch sometimes.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

I hate women and I've shit my pants in public.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I too am a huge fan of baseball and football. Although not of rube teams like the Brewers and Packers. And actually I’m kind becoming more likely to enjoy soccer than football. But none the less we share that obsession.

 

[BoomerSperg]

I used to like star trek before paramount put out new shows so bad that I have a hard time re-watching the old ones.

I've seen the dead body, Rich. (Dan, that's a Red Letter Media reference)

 

[Dennis Denuto]

We both fight racists on the internet in a childish, immature manner.

You're a pedophile.

 

[MrRetardo]

Drink too much, owned a Mustang at one point (long since bought a big boy car), have some non-standard pets.

(edit: but the redeeming mitigations are:

a) I'm painfully aware of it, but also haven't fucked up my life yet, so it's not problematic outside of my own self-awareness.

b) I bought it after an awful, high speed wreck in a smaller car. I wanted something that would absorb a hit more, and hate driving trucks.

c) I take care of them obsessively, unlike jiggle-tits who keeps his lizard in a glass shoebox, as we just found out.
)

where can one see pictures of his lizards enclosure? perhaps animal control needs to be notified of animal neglect.

 

[Guest]

Im on this website 24/7

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Had a nuclear release at massage parlor

 

[Guest]

I get my hair cut by a chick

 

[FurBurger]

I have a pair of Adirondack-style chairs in my backyard.

Mine are from Ikea, though, and are structurally sound.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

I too am a huge fan of baseball and football. Although not of faggy teams like the Brewers and Packers. And actually I’m kind becoming more likely to enjoy soccer than football. But none the less we share that obsession.

Pat doesn't like, care, or know anything about sports.

In fact, he really doesn't like, care, or know anything about anything he pretends to be a fan of, which is everything

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Pat doesn't like, care, or know anything about sports.

In fact, he really doesn't like, care, or know anything about anything he pretends to be a fan of, which is everything

He is strangely wrong about a lot the messages in Star Wars and Capeshit films too, good call Brotherman.